"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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what the **** would you do?

assassin

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Alright,

im kinda pissed so im going to be direct. i went to an amusment park with my gf a while ago, while i was down to see her. it was kickass and everything.. now, my gf's family went again. this time i wasn't there. she then decides flash on the rollercoaster. what the ****! at first i wasn't pissed for some reason. now every time i think of the kickass time we had before that i remember that when i wasn't with her she flashed and ****. until now we've had a pretty good relationship. im in love with this chick so naturally i dont want to leave her but im giving it serious though after this. im just wondering what you guys would do if you were in my situation?


thanks
anyone who replies
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Porky

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Would she be pissed off if you pulled down your pants on a ride?

Would she have any right to be?
 

Patrick124

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damn, i would wanna be the guy infronta that.

*turns around to not piss himself on the drop*
*jaw drops*
boobies!lol

relax man. I would asked for a copy of the picture[assuming she bought it, which i doubt they did since it wouldn't be considered kiddie-porn].
fun stuff. is she hot? scan the picture

j/k man, w/e. take ^that advice.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

PiHiPlaya

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Why The Hell are you pissed about this. They're just boobs! She obviously wasn't having as good of time with her family than she was having with you, so she flashed to spice things up, but who cares.

Boobs are Love. Spread the Love.
 

Sato21m

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ok let me tell what i will do in ur place i will dump the **** out of this chick but thats me i wouldnt let my ltr do something like that she cant even think about it..

But..

Dont fall in love with your gf and dont show her your piss who cares your young **** her and have fun and cheat on her and dont love her my thoughts:D
 
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MarcP

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PiHiPlaya is right. What is so bad about this anyway? You say you love her and that you wouldn't want to leave her but a little thing like this that I, or any other DJ, wouldn't care about makes you reconsider your relationship.
 
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