"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What the hell is happening to this forum?!

jonwon

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Ok coming onto this forum now and browsing a few posts, its like the blind leading the blind.

The quality posters seem to be getting swollered up with ever increasing random advice that is fundimentally pritty dam lame.

Now please for the love of god, if you have never fuc* dated, had a GF or had 1 this does not make you good with women.

so please refrain from handing out advice to impressionable people on here looking for advice.

And whats with half the pointless threads?!

Sorry but the mature section seems to be the only ok place to be atm, this section is looking more and more like the under 16's.

If this is some form of rant, then so be it, but considering about 80% of the posts on the first page of this thread is making my head spin with a large sense of WTF, then sorry i felt i needed to post it.

All the other guys posting random nonesene just read the god dam motherfuc*ing bible already half the new posts are pritty dam silly questions, what sort of answer do you want or expect?!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I agree I get advice here that doesn't make sense or is just plain stupid. I'll think I'll fend for myself from now on.
 

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