"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What the hell do u do on a friday/saturday?
- Thread starter sjchris
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Not on a friday or saturday night. HS kids who play sports do **** after their games on the weekends, such as getting wasted.Originally posted by Jay-X
can't you do sports after high school?! man, you can't diss him just because he's viper
Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Not on a friday or saturday night. HS kids who play sports do **** after their games on the weekends, such as getting wasted.
i'm not talking about competitive teams. you can go play basketball or soccer with your friends...
Viper
Banned
Shut up *******. Plus, you can do all those things at college too, so you pretty much just made yourselve look stupid. Even if you don't play on a team, just get a couple of friends together and play.Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No One Cares. If you read his post you would see that he isn't in highschool.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Get a buddy or two and walk in like pimps at some big ass house parties. Me and my buddies crash parties all the time. In fact, I am dating a chick I met at a party me and a buddy crashed (ya, we just stole their Coronas).
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
If they dont have any plans then buy some cognac or vodka and drink it fast to get dizzy, then you will have fun no mather what you will do!
And why cant you go to clubs?
I love fridays because I have the canche to have fun after a week of school!!