"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What the hell do u do on a friday/saturday?

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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No One Cares. If you read his post you would see that he isn't in highschool.
can't you do sports after high school?! man, you can't diss him just because he's viper
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Jay-X
can't you do sports after high school?! man, you can't diss him just because he's viper
Not on a friday or saturday night. HS kids who play sports do **** after their games on the weekends, such as getting wasted.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Not on a friday or saturday night. HS kids who play sports do **** after their games on the weekends, such as getting wasted.


i'm not talking about competitive teams. you can go play basketball or soccer with your friends...
 

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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No One Cares. If you read his post you would see that he isn't in highschool.
Shut up *******. Plus, you can do all those things at college too, so you pretty much just made yourselve look stupid. Even if you don't play on a team, just get a couple of friends together and play.
 

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Live near a college town?

Get a buddy or two and walk in like pimps at some big ass house parties. Me and my buddies crash parties all the time. In fact, I am dating a chick I met at a party me and a buddy crashed (ya, we just stole their Coronas).
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The most important thing is to get out of the house!!! Call one or two friends and ask them what they are doing!

If they dont have any plans then buy some cognac or vodka and drink it fast to get dizzy, then you will have fun no mather what you will do!

And why cant you go to clubs?

I love fridays because I have the canche to have fun after a week of school!!
 
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I've always been active with the same 10 kids since like 4th grade. Some of these kids I've known since 1st grade. And we all became friends with more friends, our group kept expanding, and nowadays I always have something to do. We probably have like over 100 kids we hang out with now, its crazy.
 
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