"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What the frick!!!

NSUballer

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Last night i was out with some of my friends at a local bar. We were having a good time and drinkin and stuff. Well my roomate brought this girl with him that i guess hes kind of talkin to or somthin. Well this girl did some very strange things to me. I would talk to her and everything and we had a good connection and everything but my roomate was talkin to her. Well today happens to be my birthday too. When I told her that it was my birthday she kind of acted all pissed cuz i didnt tell her before. Anyways she tells me shes gonna give me a birthday kiss so im like okay. Well midnight came and she layed one on me. I was like whoa i didnt think she would. But thats not the best part.

We were ready to leave and my roomate was still talkin to somebody so we walk outside, im thinkin she must just be real friendly, we just chillin outside waitin for my roomate to come out. When he finally does we get in the car and she sits in the back with me. Im thinkin what the hell do i do? Can i make a move or what?

So were in the back seat shes touchin me an stuff, then she says feel my legs i shaved them for Jack, and im like WTF. Shes giving me all these signals that shes interested and I have no idea what to do.

Should i make a move or just forget about it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pimpfromdayone

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Your roommate may get upset... but that girl is probably just a big flirt, nothing more. Easy fu-ck probably if you wanted to.
 
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