Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'm back from my 2 month hangover of 3 broken ribs and f*ckn alcohol excess and I was finally able to go out and do some sh*t on saturday and I ended up going to my mexican friend's sister's sweet 16 b-day party and there was this short mexican hottie about 4'11 and the had the sexiest f*ckin brown eyes I've ever seen...I almost regressed into AFC mode and was shy...But luckily I got to ride in the limo for the escorts and she was a maid of honor and I rode around and took pictures with all these teenagers and while she was comfortable talking to some guys from her school I was just itchin to f*cking break the ice but I needed a plan. I kept getting stares from this chick too. And since I was stuck to a bed or crutches and could only go to school I was ****y and funny during the photo shoot..posing like I was hot sh*t and I had her laughing and smilin along with all the other girls and some dudes(I apparently look good in a damn tux, but dont make fun of me for it for Im liable to come to your house and beat your ass).
I took a chair somewhere in the area and she sat down in front of me and my tweaked out friend and so we broke the Ice, her name was Daniela and she's 17 and she's an 8 on my scale. We were talking and she ended up sitting next to me in the limo and so I was nervous as to I've had not much womanly attention in a while but as we rode around we chatted and she got me to go smoke a cig with her(btw, nicotine causes f*cking lung, throat, and heart cancer,and emphysema so I only smoke heavy amounts of marijuana to make up for it). About an hour later we arrived at the party and it seemed like she always approached ME whenever I was around and stayed close..I asked her about her marital status and she said she was single(AAAHH YEAH!!) And I told her that she's probably a freakin player chick with multiple BFs and stuff and she was like "whatever, all guys f*ck me over" and I froze and changed the subject because I didnt' wanna say something AFCish like"Im not that kind of guy........................
fast forward...I was extremely busy with ppl wanting to take pictures of me in my tux and asking me questions about me being locked up and persuading me to go to church and before I knew it she was leavin and her parents were with her and she was like motioning a b*nch of sh*t and I was like"HEY, YOU LEAVIN?! GIMME YOUR DIGITS!" but from her gestures I could tell she probably has an oppression issue with her parents and she was all thanking me for hanging out with her and said something else then thanked me again....and that was it...
I got kinda depressed and wouldnt you knowing that there was a girl that was smokin hot in a purple gown , , connected extremely well with, were then seperated by a bunch of ppl and then barely getting a good buy and not having the certainty of seeing her again? Man, for once in my life I felt like I missed another human being as much as my late father or good ol Dimebag himself....that sh*t killed my spirits and to add to the scene it was all windy and rainy outside when the party was over when it was sunny and warm when it began....I feel still morose and left with a sour taste of lost attraction as I write this sh*t.
Moral of the story.......take advantage of that opportunity that could lead you to something that is really pleasant before it abruptly vanishes like a ghost in the forest fog..
f*ck the world and listen to Pantera
I took a chair somewhere in the area and she sat down in front of me and my tweaked out friend and so we broke the Ice, her name was Daniela and she's 17 and she's an 8 on my scale. We were talking and she ended up sitting next to me in the limo and so I was nervous as to I've had not much womanly attention in a while but as we rode around we chatted and she got me to go smoke a cig with her(btw, nicotine causes f*cking lung, throat, and heart cancer,and emphysema so I only smoke heavy amounts of marijuana to make up for it). About an hour later we arrived at the party and it seemed like she always approached ME whenever I was around and stayed close..I asked her about her marital status and she said she was single(AAAHH YEAH!!) And I told her that she's probably a freakin player chick with multiple BFs and stuff and she was like "whatever, all guys f*ck me over" and I froze and changed the subject because I didnt' wanna say something AFCish like"Im not that kind of guy........................
fast forward...I was extremely busy with ppl wanting to take pictures of me in my tux and asking me questions about me being locked up and persuading me to go to church and before I knew it she was leavin and her parents were with her and she was like motioning a b*nch of sh*t and I was like"HEY, YOU LEAVIN?! GIMME YOUR DIGITS!" but from her gestures I could tell she probably has an oppression issue with her parents and she was all thanking me for hanging out with her and said something else then thanked me again....and that was it...
I got kinda depressed and wouldnt you knowing that there was a girl that was smokin hot in a purple gown , , connected extremely well with, were then seperated by a bunch of ppl and then barely getting a good buy and not having the certainty of seeing her again? Man, for once in my life I felt like I missed another human being as much as my late father or good ol Dimebag himself....that sh*t killed my spirits and to add to the scene it was all windy and rainy outside when the party was over when it was sunny and warm when it began....I feel still morose and left with a sour taste of lost attraction as I write this sh*t.
Moral of the story.......take advantage of that opportunity that could lead you to something that is really pleasant before it abruptly vanishes like a ghost in the forest fog..
f*ck the world and listen to Pantera
