what the **** am i going to respond to this:

[cobra commander]

in her drunken stupor of text messaging

"Hdy cn u maybe try n6u to make it awkward wen we se eachzther? Thnxks."


i was thinking about saying something like "if we're gonna be just friends i'm gonna treat you like one"

because thats basically what she wants now even though I know she wants it super bad.. its that she's talking with some little douchebag when we used to....

help on responses *****es. come up with something clever.

 

[Kaptain]

Love to.

Can you translate? I can only speek drunken stupor when I in one myself.

 

[cobra commander]

Haha

"hey can you maybe try not to make it awkward when we see each other? Thanks."

as if i'm just gonna act like everything is back to normal.. ****in biotch

 

[Skydiver43127]

I'm not aware of your situation, even in the slightest, but "Ok, baby, I'll try and help you look sober. Can't have you embarrasing me in front of the whole cafeteria! " is a universally good answer.

 

[downfallofdisbelief]

NEXT!

why give a sh|t about her, go out and get some new girls

 

[Kaptain]

How does n6u become not???

Can you fill me in little on the background?

 

[LikRetsam]

Originally posted by Kaptain
How does n6u become not???

Can you fill me in little on the background?

6 is for mno
u is in the tuv
so she pressed the buttons a few times too many (remember she's typing on a cellphone)

Anyways, she wants you to be cool with her. Don't think about it, don't look for snazzy comments, don't keep thinking about it. Just NEXT!

 

[splinterkb]

Man.. she's drunk. Most women don't usually "remember" things when they're drunk, or claim that it was the alcohol that caused their actions... just ignore it. If you try to ask her what she meant, she'll probably just say she was really drunk and doesn't remember.

 

[dipset_mafia]

well...

i'd say your response to that txt message directly relates to your entire situation.. you gotta let us kno what happened to that relationship...

i wouldn't respond at all.

unless you have something to say.

 

[cobra commander]

backstory: talking to a girl.. goes on a date with another guy while we were dating... she blew me off.. she keeps poppin into my life.. she wants it bad... im not gonna give it to her... she is suddenly starting to realize it.

 

[splinterkb]

Tell her if she wants to talk , she has to be sober. Otherwise you're just gonna ignore her.

 

[kev me723]

You could stop overthinking things and maybe just not be awkward around her? Casual is one of my favorite words.

 

[penkitten]

this is a test
i repeat this is a test
by your local broadcasting attention ho
if this were a real emergency
there would be a list of instructions for you to follow
however
this is a test
i repeat this is a test
i now return you to your normal broadcasting station...

*flips on cspan

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by cobra commander
backstory: talking to a girl.. goes on a date with another guy while we were dating... she blew me off.. she keeps poppin into my life.. she wants it bad... im not gonna give it to her... she is suddenly starting to realize it.

dude she wants the attention.

 

[j8snx1]

irrelevant, but question out of curiosity.

penkitten, how would that be a test?

 

[MightyMate]

'No i cant'