what should I tell her?

[jackie_legs]

I have been with my girl for 3 days now and I need some advice. Im afraid she will ask me whens the last time I had a g/f? and the thing is I have never had a g/f before. what should I say? I will feel so embarassed. and I will feel so dumb. the reason I never had a g/f was beacause my days in school I was really shy but now I dont considered myself to be. so please help me out here.

jackie_legs

 

[sexy_kuta]

be like.. i dont keep count.. then turn the tables on her

ask her how many boys she has been with...

in the beginning of every connection you make with a girl you always wanna hide ur self and slowly open up..

never tell her any thing about ur self... only give small bits of info

so if she askes in the furture(next two weeks).. give out short or one word answers like

hoe-"so how many girls u been with?"

jackie- "i dont keep count but enough about me tell me about yourself, how many boys u been with? u experienced enough to handle me"

through some ****y and funny stuff

good luck

 

[Sean O]

His question was what to say in response to, "when was the last time you had a girlfriend", not "how many girls have you been with". Having said that, my suggestion is to tell her your last SERIOUS girlfriend was X time ago (just make something up), and then say that since then you've been in this slump of meeting girls who aren't girlfriend material to you.

 

[jackie_legs]

thanks guys

 

[Desdinova]

I would go the c/f route.

Her: When was the last time you dated?

You: (Sigh). That was Kathy. We were both only two years old. Man, that girl knew how to wear a diaper! Before her family moved away, we had a fight over who got to play with the stuffed parrot toy. Then, her mother took her away to change her diaper and I never saw her again. (sniff).

 

[flexion_]

Agree - make up some funny indirect answer.

 

[vp171s]

Whatever happened to lying? Tell her whatever you want, just be consistent if it ever comes up again. Cover your outs and you should be set.

What she doesn't know won't hurt her....at least in this case. :crackup:

 

[milrenkb]

DJ: "Why? Do you want me to set you up with someone? Man I had no idea you were lesbian (drag this word out and throw on a little bit of an accent)"

Her: "I'm not a lesbian" (giggling)

DJ: Hey, its cool, I'm not homophobic or anything. Oh, Hey real quick, how about that girl over there. (At this point she'll probably hit you on the arm in playful way)"

If shes really into it at this point you can redirect to a non-sexual topic and then come back around and ask her if she had to be with a women who would she be with. Remember guys who can't talk about sex with a women are thinking about nothing but sex. Which ends up being a major DLV since they don't have the confidence to discuss it openly. (BTW: This is not permision for you to ask her what her favorite sex position is. Let her bring it up. Also remember, you can't go wrong with role-reversal unless you end up going out with some sort of Femi-nazi.)