"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What should i make her do as "apology"?

ICaughtFire

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ok i met this girl that is in my band now, we were both told to be in this band by another female friend of ours.

she was HB7 and she's the flirtty type, we started it off well with constant flirting and light naughty conversation about sex and desires, she started calling me her sexed ***** and i call her my slave

the thing is she is always acting naughty and slutty in text messages and msn, but in real life she is convervative and wouldnt show her flirtty side, maybe that's coz there were her friends, and usually i need to be the one to start things like this:

She: Hey im so thirsty, u?
Me: Ya i wanna drink, got milk? (she have quite large breats lol)

and she just looked at me grinning and smiling

last night we fooled around and she called me stupid for fun etc, i fooled around and said im mad now and she has to do something to make me feel better, she said sure and since she's my slave she would so anything i ask her to

should i ask her to do something exciting and hot, or i just ask her to buy me a drink etc in starbucks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

DJ4Real

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If you want too. I wouldn't do that just yet though.
 

Wee

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Ask for a massage.

for a quick one point inbetween your cheek and ear like you want a kiss on the cheek for it and when she kisses you be like "WHOAAA EXCUSE ME!" point to your ear "an apology" something like that is from David Deangelo.
 
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