"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What Should I Do??

bengboy

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There's this girl named Bella...I met her almost two years ago, she has a perfect 10 body and claimed to be a virgin at the time. On our first date I tried to kiss her, but she turned away and told me she had a boyfriend. She was all about the cuddling though (attention *****).
Turns out her man's in the Army and he's hardly ever here. According to Bella, they've become emotionally distant and he joined the military because he doesn't care about their relationship. Who knows...anyway, I continued spending time with her and we ended up having sex a few times.
However my conscience kicked in and I haven't slept with her for at least 9 months, even though we still spend time together and I know I could hit it whenever I want. I'm also quite sure that if I asked her to be with me she'd break up with him. But for obvious reasons I don't exactly trust her.
Basically I want to screw her brains out for awhile but not be tied down in a relationship. However she's obviously not going to let go of one branch till she's got ahold of the next. We're hanging out tonight...she's become very attached lately and was texting me today, "Tell me what to do." I know she means, "Tell me to break up with my boyfriend and be with you."
She may be a scandalous ho, but she definitely has real feelings for me. I've known her long enough to be sure of it. Any ideas on how to play this situation out? Other than next her that is. I'm not willing to do that because I have never in my life come across chemistry like we have.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Telos

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bengboy said:
However my conscience kicked in and I haven't slept with her for at least 9 months
There's your problem. Lose the conscience and hit that vagina with unwavering speed and heroic, prodigious violence. No regrets my good man.

Seriously though, If you both have mutual feelings and ideal chemistry together I see no ethical dilemma at all. You both want each-other. Just go into it with the right frame and deny commitment when she brings the option up. Remain vague with your responses. Personally I would never do this, but eventually when you get to the point where you feel you can trust her, move into a relationship.
 

PectoralisMajor

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she's a smart girl - she knows its not going to work out with army man, so your the next in line. Nothing wrong this this aside from the fact she cheated on him while with you, so you can only expect she will do the same on you if things dont quite work out.

you've been warned ! thats not to say dont go for it, rekon you should, but just dont get attached
 

TanzaniaMan

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Just bend her over and hit her doggie style, that way you dont have to look in her eyes......If you are laying the pipe properly, she will come to you
 

Leporello

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Balderdash. Guys in the Army don't have any illusions. Hit it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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TanzaniaMan

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Like I said, bed her ovr doggie, hit it good, pull it out, nut all over her back, then flip her over, stick it in her mouth and make her lick you clean.

Cause if you aint treatin her like that in the bedroom, she will find a guy who will
 

j0n024

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hahah guess that movie Jarhead is right, once you join the army say goodbye to your girlfriend, I wouldnt fvck with a guys girl if he was in the military because well that part where the guy gets a videotape of his girl fvcking a fat piece of sh1t just pissed me off and would probably piss anyone off so I wouldnt do anything with the girl.

You say she is scandalous but you have never met anyone with as much chemistry as you guys have gotten.....Idiots.....you already know she fvcks around yet you have "Chemistry," HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
 
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