What Should I Do Help!!

[Tuna Head]

Hi Everyone!! I am new to this web-site and have begun a steady recover from being an AFC (Thank you SoSuave).

Yesterday I went to this party, everything looked good. and I saw this chick with the hottest body you will ever see in your life!!! let me post a close example,
Jordan Capri Doesnt even come close, This chick worksout regularly, does tennis and swimming every week. Her body is super hot!!! 5'7 110 punds.


http://www.lightspeedgalleries.com/fg/jor/048/photos/14.jpg
http://www.lightspeedgalleries.com/fg/jor/048/photos/06.jpg


One problem, her face looks like she is a "TROLL" and I do mean pretty ugly, on an ugly scale from 0-10 i would say she is a 7 and thats on an ugly scale. But this ***** has the hotest body evar.

She told me she wanted to lose her Virginity very soon. So the question is should I Hit it, If my friends find out about this they will make fun of non stop, so i am thinking of getting very drunk and using that as an excuse, sense we russians have a saying "there is no such thing as ugly women, but there is a such thing as heaving little Vodka" I mean I was thinking of putting a pillow over her head but thats rude. whats the best way out of this!! and what do you all think about this

 

[Interpol]

Find a very, very dark room.

 

[ph00k]

haha i like your STEWIE quote at the bottom, family guy fan here

well, you can take some advice from family guy, take off your shirt and start licking your nipple, and go "hey everyone look at ME, i'm being embarassing"

and then if she follows suit, offer to lick her nipples too

 

[Life-Trainee]

I'm Russian too, my friends here have a saying "Look at girls from the neck and down" problem solved. Seriously dude, what do you care what your friends think. Smack that azz like there's no tommorow.