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Wait wait wait... so nails aren't healthy all of a sudden? When the hell did that change? Damn government health laws.....
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What should a DJ eat for breakfast? Help
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Everyone stop feeding the troll.
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TrololololololololRobyn923b said:
JCballin88
Senior Don Juan
Whatever it is you decide on, make sure to give it strong eye contact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYawYvKaXo&feature=related
Back in the day this is what we downed for breakfast. Seeing that most of you are just little kids I doubt if this will ring a bell. But hey, this was DJ fuel for a whole generation of young guns.
Back in the day this is what we downed for breakfast. Seeing that most of you are just little kids I doubt if this will ring a bell. But hey, this was DJ fuel for a whole generation of young guns.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.