"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Atom Smasher

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I thought by now I'd have to referee a rousing Rousey thread.

What are you guys' thoughts on the fight tonight?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I personally do not even like to think about a woman that could quite possibly kick my azz. It puts a big dent in my whole mental concept of what a female should be.
 
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I'm with you. She truly disgusts me.
 

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I personally do not even like to think about a woman that could quite possibly kick my azz. It puts a big dent in my whole mental concept of what a female should be.
Lol hey that shyt turns me on.
 

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I don't really follow UFC, but it seems to me that she might have picked an easier target to make her comeback. A warm up of sorts. Funny how someone can go from appearing to be invincible to getting quickly squashed.

I don't care for female fighters by any stretch, but Rousey's not a bad looking woman IMO, certainly not as manly looking as Nunes.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm with Atom Smasher and billtx49. Just the thought of her can wilt a raging hard on.

-Augustus-
 

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She's hot but has probably mental issues like 99% of boxers and ''fighters'' after all the training and competition, it does leave a trail on the mind.

Also, she probably came from a hard background.

So totally hot but be cautious

(maybe she's a kitty in personal life ;)
 

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Here's the fight, while the link still works. Ronda always was a grappler, not a boxer. She destroyed her career by trying to be something she's not. It happens a lot. Fans want to see striking, not grappling, so fighters are always pressured to be entertaining.

 

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Statement by her mom:
http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/ronda-rouseys-mom-releases-statement-after-ufc-207/
  • Junior World Judo Champion
  • Pan American Games Judo Gold Medalist
  • First American woman in a decade to win a world cup in judo (and then she went on to win several more)
  • U.S. Open Gold Medalist
  • World Judo Championships Silver Medalist
  • Olympic Bronze Medalist
  • U.S. Senior National Champion
  • First UFC World Champion
  • First woman to make a million dollars in martial arts
  • Co-authored sports book of the year – My Fight/ Your Fight
  • Acted in three movies
That’s just a partial list, but let me suggest that someone who has been world level athlete in two sports, written a best seller, acted in movies and made millions of dollars, all before the age of 30 has a pretty darn good track record. On top of that, Ronda has been part of the USADA drug testing since she was 16 years old, never failed a drug test, always paid her taxes, never been arrested, never been to rehab, has zero divorces, zero DUIs and zero children.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I've always respected Rousey. She carries herself well. Came from humble beginnings and made something of herself.
Very attractive girl who interviewed well always.
But her time may have past here in the UFC
 

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Maybe she just wanted one last big pay day.
 

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She's starting to remind me of Tiger Woods. On top of the world for what seemed like forever,ran into one tragic event (her losing her first match),then bam....their invincibility in their respective sports seems to be gone.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If she scares you, you're a wuss. She can neither strike nor block strikes. If you dont let her get you on the ground with your one arm in both her hands, you've got nothing to worry about.
 

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I'd agree. Man she took a lot of strikes in 48 seconds. Rousey was totally out boxed. Why she stayed in the pocket is beyond me. I suspect her confidence is shattered and she may be done in MMA.
Perhaps she should focus on movies and Hollywood.
 
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When real fighting gets too real, just switch to fake fighting. Rousey could follow Lesnar's example and head to the WWE.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11778563
It always bothers me when people call wrestling fake. There is a big distinction between scripted and fake. Watch The Undertaker vs Mick Foley at hell in the cell 1998 and tell me its "fake". Foley suffered a dislocated shoulder, a major concussion, ended up with a tooth up his nose, lip split wide open, and thumbtacks sticking out of his back. And left on his own power.

Anyway, Lesnar was still 6-3 in UFC and a 2 time world champion.

Ronda ends up 12-2. They were both very good, but couldn't get to that greatest of all time level. Not every athlete is gonna go undefeated for life, but she admittedly did hit a wall hard here and I think she will end up in WWE now.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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