What Moment Made You Feel Like A pimp?

[Guitarfreakelite]

just a post to flaunt your greatest acomplishments...n dont lie

my greatest acomplishment .. i feel is picking up a really hot 10 chick in fount of my evil heart munching ex, the very one who broke up wiith me cus she just didn't like me anymore, and all her friends teasing her 4 it... lol.. i felt like crap when i did it but when i look back on it i cant help but laugh my @$$ off!

or when i displayed my pimping skilz to my friends buy picking up sevral hot girls in line. then enlightned myself buy tossing them.. thus some how making me more confident.. and showing i wasnt b.s ing when i said i can hold my own.. n then some.

my progress since i first foud this site is amazing, 3 years ago i littrally couldnt even talk to a hot girl, i actually stalled.. i just staired at her and i couldnt talk.. after about 3 min she just laughed n walk away.. i couldnt hold ec, and to top it all of i was a copleat un cool nerd.. i never told girls i liked them face to face i allways use to ask a friend making me look stupid.. n this year i got my frist LTR, sure i was a lucky nerd who got the ocasional hook up but only by luck, now even though im not at my A game i think i made pretty good progress.. 4 me.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Once my friend and i met some girls at wal mart and went to their after prom. We left them after a while and just started walking around and every girl there was checking us out. Then we were standing by the wall and i saw a group of the hottest girls in the school. THey were looking at us a lot and thats when i told my friend that they were gonna come over. And with my psychic ability i had guessed right. So a group of about 6 girls came over and started talking to us. A little later this one girl came up and was all trying to mack me. It was interesting stuff. The only thing is i regret not gettin more numbers from just about every girl there. We met some other girls also so yea. Theres my story...

 

[Nex]

When I told a hot girl I'd been dating that "I'd just like to be friends" it felt really good -- like I'm the man and I can get any girl I want; so I don't need you,

 

[DJoneday]

I got my ex-onetis's number (from my afc days, I had found this site before I got the number), and threw it out on the way out the door of the place I got it (she'd treated me like sh!t when I was into her)...she saw me throw it out, got my number from a friend, and called ME asking if I wanted to go out sometime. It was like kicking my past's ass.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

When me and my 2 other buddies were hanging out on my friends porch, these little girls started bugging us right? So I kept ripping on them, and my friends all laughed at what I said. So they said they're gonna call their older sister and her friend to come and "Supposedly kick my ass"

So those two come, and than when they see me, they stop and than talk to each other. They were about ug 4, and hb 8.5. So all of a sudden, the little girl comes and says "Those girls are gonna beat you up!" I'm like "Oh yeah." So they come and than they start hitting on me. LoL

They're like "Wow, your cute." I'm like And than I just started talking to them and they kept hitting on me. They even tried to get me stoned! They said "Well, do you wanna come back to our house to smoke pot?" Unfornately, I couldn't 'cause I had to get tested soon for high school base ball. Than they left their numbers with me.



After they left, the little girl was still hanging around and I told her "Wow, I suuuure did get my ass kicked. Do you know any other girls who you can get to kick my ass? " And she just made a oh-im-gonna-get-you-one-of-these-days-look whil she was shaking her fist.

Than me and my buddies went back inside and one of them said "Dude, you gotta teach me how to do that". I was like

Well that was my moment.

 

[Vincent]

While i was at work, these three chicks were talking to me over the counter, one of whom i was spitting game at. When the chick i was spitting game at left, the other two chicks starting having there own private conversation. Then they come back and ask "Are you a pimp?"

I thought that was the coolest thing ever, so i just laughed, smiled and said "No i'm a Don Juan "

 

[Smooth as Anything]

I don't ****ing remember...

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Pulling 11 e-mail addresses, 6 phone numbers, and 3 screennames in one week. Also bringing back 3 girls to my dorm room (2 the first day, one the 3rd).

God I love college orientation

 

[Evil-Rom]

When I first learnt to spell... ahhh...

 

[comic_relief]

When I was told that I was by my brothers girlfriend "Kyle's a pimp". She seen me before I found this site and how bad I was with girls and how good I became. Now I was seeing (to the girls it was dating) two girls at the same time.

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
I don't ****ing remember...

Hah...I barely remember mine, I told my best friend about it later that night and he reminded me about the details later.

I went to a party, told an HB8.5 that I just want to be friends, hooked up with HB8.5's friend, then nearly hooked up with the hook up's friend. She wanted to hook up but I said no...too drunk.

 

[LikRetsam]

Originally posted by DJoneday
I got my ex-onetis's number (from my afc days, I had found this site before I got the number), and threw it out on the way out the door of the place I got it (she'd treated me like sh!t when I was into her)...she saw me throw it out, got my number from a friend, and called ME asking if I wanted to go out sometime. It was like kicking my past's ass.

Haha. At the last party I went to, I asked my best friend (the DJ) to bring a notebook and a pen. I told him I was gonna get every single chick's number in there. As the night went on, I got all the numbers and everyone knew about my project. There was a HB9 that refused to let me get her number. 4 hours later I get her number and I walk out the door early with my friend. We get in the car and he asks me 'So, you gonna share those numbers?'. With a huge ass smile I then replied:

'I left it over there.'

The next day I got 6 phone calls from mostly guys commenting on how pimp that was =D

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

when the cheerleading squad kidnapped me 2 years ago.

 

[ak5]

What did you to crack the shell of the harder one?

 

[Eternal]

My moment is actually a failure. Why?

Originally posted by The Matrix on my site there is really a lot more to be learned from failure (if that be the case) than success.

My first approach, in which I got rejected. Why does this make me feel like a pimp? Because, that's when I came out of my AFC shell. I walked up to her, started talking, asked for her number, and got turned down. Did it hurt? A little. But I mainly had my head held high because from that, I knew I could approach and thought "what went wrong" and worked on it.