"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What Martha Steward told her daughter

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I was just browsing online news stories and one had a catchy Headline link like they usually do about Martha Steward's daughter Alexis' tell-all book. This stood out:

http://www.aoltv.com/2011/10/03/alexis-stewart-book-martha-stewart/?ncid=webmail6

While talking about their neighbors, one of whom was a woman who was married to an wealthy unattractive man, Alexis says Martha gave her this little piece of advice: "[My] mother actually told me when I was a small child, 'Now Alexis, if this ever happens, you make sure you have sex with somebody else to have their baby. Don't have his baby.' She was very practical about it. It was a survival skill -- you have someone rich and ugly who takes care of you, and you have someone who's hot and makes attractive babies."
Hmm doesn't that sound familar around here except looks matter? Ugly, rich provider and a good looking guy for sex and babies.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Interesting for sure, but lets not be too overly surprised. We are talking about a convicted felon here. I think it was already pretty well known that Martha is a very calculated, and cold person. That remark fits exactly with what I knew of her.
 

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Martha Stewart said:
'Now Alexis, if this ever happens, you make sure you have sex with somebody else to have their baby. Don't have his baby.'
This is what women do. Nothing surprising here.

DNA paternity testing should be standard in delivery wards... hahaha! Yeah, right! Who am I kidding!? That's not going to be happening any time soon! ;)
 

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samspade said:
Nothing shocking here - except for the fact that Martha is already ridiculously wealthy and someone idiot might actually try to marry her daughter for the money.
Ha, that'd actually be pretty funny if her daughter got married to a guy who used her for the cash, while impregnating other hotties...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wealthy women do not fvck around...that is not when it comes to the $$$. They keep the men in their lives in their place. But these women are the first to decry any rich man who does the same.
 

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Who cares what her name is? Feminists are all the same. They will do things like this for fun. This is why American women suck. Thankfully I have a hot foreign wife who will never be like this.
 
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