"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What makes a Man?

Colossus

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I got this idea from an article I read the other day. Feel free to contribute.

A man knows how to read a map
A man knows how to use a compass
A man knows how to make a fire
A man always owns at least one good knife
A man loves dogs. He understands them.
A man never takes dating advice from a woman
A man enjoys the taste of beer
A man is fascinated by natural sciences
A man respects the knowledge of other, wiser men
A man loves his mother
A man never compromises his identity for momentary gain
A man always carries cash
A man feels most alive when he is outside
A man knows how to ridicule
A man can size up a woman on nuance; her makeup, her jewelry, her taste in music or the inflection of her voice
A man does not reel at solitude. He embraces it, and at times must seek it.
A man is never in NEED of a girlfriend
A man respects women, and will tolerate nothing less in return
A man does not take a woman's statements at face value
A man always makes judgments on behavior in the face of conflicting words
A man is not afraid of hard work
A man knows when responsibility belongs to him
A man is not a picky eater
A man is willing to endure some discomfort for a purpose
A man knows when to WALK AWAY
A man does not call back a woman who hangs up on him
A man has a deep capacity for introspection and self-assessment
A man knows when to be polite and when to be blunt
A man can admit when he was wrong
A man does not needlessly apologize
A man can tell you which way is north, where the fish are, or who won the fight
A man has proper manners, should he need to use them
A man knows how to lose an afternoon, or a weekend
A man can be content just watching the leaves for a time
A man does not feel the need to fill silences with meaningless words
A man has boundaries
A man can drive any car, manual or automatic
A man can change his own oil
Maybe he never has, and maybe he never will, but a man knows that he can knock someone, somewhere, flat on his as$.


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ME:

A man knows how to read a map
A man knows how to use a compass
A man knows how to make a fire
A man always owns at least one good knife
A man loves dogs. He understands them.
A man never takes dating advice from a woman
A man enjoys the taste of beer
A man is fascinated by natural sciences
A man respects the knowledge of other, wiser men
A man loves his mother
A man never compromises his identity for momentary gain
A man always carries cash
A man feels most alive when he is outside
A man knows how to ridicule
A man can size up a woman on nuance; her makeup, her jewelry, her taste in music or the inflection of her voice
A man does not reel at solitude. He embraces it, and at times must seek it.
A man is never in NEED of a girlfriend
A man respects women, and will tolerate nothing less in return
A man does not take a woman's statements at face value
A man always makes judgments on behavior in the face of conflicting words
A man is not afraid of hard work
A man knows when responsibility belongs to him
A man is not a picky eater
A man is willing to endure some discomfort for a purpose
A man knows when to WALK AWAY
A man does not call back a woman who hangs up on him
A man has a deep capacity for introspection and self-assessment
A man knows when to be polite and when to be blunt
A man can admit when he was wrong
A man does not needlessly apologize
A man can tell you which way is north, where the fish are, or who won the fight
A man has proper manners, should he need to use them
A man knows how to lose an afternoon, or a weekend (?)
A man can be content just watching the leaves for a time
A man does not feel the need to fill silences with meaningless words
A man has boundaries
A man can drive any car, manual or automatic
A man can change his own oil
Maybe he never has, and maybe he never will, but a man knows that he can knock someone, somewhere, flat on his as$.
 

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I saw a similar article from the magazine that just exhudesmanliness... GQ!

I thought it was BS.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk

Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man

A manny manny man
A man man man

You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man

Live it, Live it

What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big t!tties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the t!tties

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man-man

Man-man man-man man
Now you're a man

M-A-N, man
Man, man-man man
Now you're a man
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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kontroller beat me to it
 

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If I had to sum up what it means to be a man - it would be individuality

A man is an individual - he does not follow society, or follow what is deemed 'cool' or follow what a girl tells him to do

He has his own dreams, his own tastes, his own morals, and his own style and he never compromises them for anything
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Robert A. Heinlein
 

piranha45

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i guess how the males go straight to ****ing when they're in the mood
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I agree with the premise, but some of the things you mentioned are situational. Are you supposed to love your mother if she beats you with a coat hanger every night?

I certainly COULD change my oil if I had to, but in my book you are just as much if not more of a Man if you are out there concentrating your talents on things that minimum wage earners CAN'T do and paying someone else to do menial tasks.

Some of these things can't be stated in absolute terms.

That said, I will add a few-

A Man strives to build an empire
A Man is not afraid to LOSE his empire
A Man is a jack of all trades
A Man knows that women ARE inferior in many ways
A Man does not blindly follow
A Man is not afraid to make mistakes
A Man LEARNS from his mistakes and becomes better for them
A Man yearns to explore foreign lands
 

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I disagree with a lot of the garbage spewed in this thread. There aren't many tangible things that define a man.

A man knows himself (physically, mentally and spiritually) and is happy with it, but strives to improve and takes on new challenges.

Some of you need to go watch Fight Club again and pick up some of the underlying meanings.
 

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Holy sh!t you guys this was just for fun. I'm not trying to write gospel here. Like the Miller Lite Man-Laws...? Funny stuff with a bit of truth to it.


A man does not leave a beer unfinished unless he is passed out or getting laid
A man sometimes needs to slay a dragon to get to the maidens
A man does not pass up an opportunity to ridicule potato
A man does not bang his friend's sister without expressed prior consent
A man would never be caught dead wearing skin-tight tapered jeans!!
 
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