"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What lines do you use when you're caught with an innapropiate erection?

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petah2001

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This is probably a problem that mostly the younger people have but I still get it from time to time as it fades away. A few months ago at my prime AFC time I would have said something like "Sorry, I guess you just really turn me on." But now I've become an RAFC and I would use something like.

"That thing has a mind of it's own and I think it likes you!"


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bobman

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I've actually never been caught. All of mine are always sanwiched between me and my pants. :S
 
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