"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What lines do you use when you're caught with an innapropiate erection?

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petah2001

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This is probably a problem that mostly the younger people have but I still get it from time to time as it fades away. A few months ago at my prime AFC time I would have said something like "Sorry, I guess you just really turn me on." But now I've become an RAFC and I would use something like.

"That thing has a mind of it's own and I think it likes you!"


any other ideas?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bobman

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I've actually never been caught. All of mine are always sanwiched between me and my pants. :S
 
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