Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What kind of spider is this?

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not sure but bright colors on insects in general indicates poison.
 

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F*ck that. You need to move out.
 

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Black widows are common here in California, they usually keep to themselves. Normal ant/roach spray will kill them. Their webs are messy, unlike other spiders. And, hatchlings are quite a bit more poisonous.

As a child, I kept one in a jar and fed it flies, until someone told me I could be dead. Poor spider.:p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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@wifehunter your post helped me the most. I went to google images after reading it, and found black widow webs and walnuts. I do have those in my basement.

I did ask people around here about them. They told me they are black widows but are not poisonous. I'm not taking any chances though.
 
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