"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What kind of socialist are you?

Do you believe all nations should have Obamacare?


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backseatjuan

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That's right! We are trying to diagnose and determine the type of socialist you are! :cheer:

Do you have the believes and ideals of a national socialist or international socialist? Take a poll now!




















































































If you chose A then you're a national socialist, i.e. a Nazi, if you chose B then you're an international socialist, i.e. a communist. Congratulations!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Huffman

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Just for the record, pretty much all civilized countries already have it.
 

Alle_Gory

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Keep this **** up and we'll see about your member status here. You crossed the line with Nazi.

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