"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"What kind of car do you have?"

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Awesome response. You should have asked her what kind of vag she has.

I've been lucky enough to not have dated any hardcore golddiggers. But occasionally, I'll get ones that ask why I don't hold doors for them or pay for dinner. Sh**...how about they hold some doors for me.
 
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CantTouchMyStyle said:
Just got this sent to me via text.

I immediately had the Swingers scene stuck in my head and laughed my ass off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6upp3wJV9UU

I am supposed to take this girl out tomorrow.. My reply was: "One with a big enough back seat"

gold digger much?
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Witticisms like these FTW!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Iceberg said:
But occasionally, I'll get ones that ask why I don't hold doors for them or pay for dinner. Sh**...how about they hold some doors for me.
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I wonder, what's wrong with opening the door for a woman? I usually open doors for girls, whether they are just friends or girls I am seeing. It gives me a certain charm which they all appreciate, and it's a gesture that takes zero effort.
 
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I wonder, what's wrong with opening the door for a woman? I usually open doors for girls, whether they are just friends or girls I am seeing. It gives me a certain charm which they all appreciate, and it's a gesture that takes zero effort.
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I hold doors all the time. It's just the request for it that annoys me. As if a girl is owed these courtesies just because she has a vag between her legs.
 
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Iceberg said:
I hold doors all the time. It's just the request for it that annoys me. As if a girl is owed these courtesies just because she has a vag between her legs.
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Aaah, that is true. If girls specifically ask for something like that, I just tell them I don't do tricks on command and refuse to give in. I completely agree with you :>
 
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Going out with this girl later, lmfao. Even after she got super sour.

Should be an interesting one..

Will post the text logs and a small field report later..
 
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There are 3 kinds of girls i run from:

1º Attention Wh*res.
2º Golddiggers
3º "Nice Girls"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I had a woman ask me that a few weeks ago. The funny thing is that ever since I quit drinking, my reactions are so much sharper and smarter.

Without even thinking I replied in the most logical fashion I could given the type of question she asked.

Her: What kind of car do you drive?
Me: That all depends. How much do you weigh?

That took care of the stupid questions from her. :rockon:
 
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