"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What is your thought on Cindy Sheehan?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
stalluproar
Senior Don Juan
She made a point to speak with Bush then said I guess it is OK that I don't speak with him. If you want something, stick to your guns.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
ofcorse they are gona send you to the front line if they need you. that's what millitary is, you know, killing and such. I'm sorry she lost her son but, she needs to quit wining.
(i hope i'm talking about the right person
)Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Thats my thoughts exactly. Her son was an adult, he made the voluntary decision to join the military which entails you might have to go to combat and you could die anytime. Nobody forced him to do it. You can't whine in such a situation as much as I feel bad for her that her son died. He voluntarily joined knowing the risks and rewards.Originally posted by spider_007
you sign up for military, what do you expect- a picnick.
ofcorse they are gona send you to the front line if they need you. that's what millitary is, you know, killing and such. I'm sorry she lost her son but, she needs to quit wining.
Derek Flint
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Then why did he re-enlist?
Derek Flint
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And, why is she front page news, day after day after day?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
stalluproar
Senior Don Juan
She wanted to talk to Bush about was Casey's life worth it in light of these developments she learned since her first visit.
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If that's true then why did he re-enlist?? That would indicate to me that he believed in the cause. In fact, he voluntarily chose to go on the fatal rescue mission which took his life.
I think her son was a very brave man. I think she is quite nuts. A very bad representation of the anti-war movement.
Derek Flint
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Regardless, she already met with Bush, but you wouldn't know it from media reports.
And why does she get so much press?
There are Mother's out there who lost their son's who support the war, yet they don't get any air time or ink like Sheehan does.
And what about the Downing Street Memo's?
The so-called Smoking Gun turned out to be a big bunch of nothing.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
h2o
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Who cares if the President's ratings slightly dip because of her? Bush is and still will be President. I'm not a democrat or a Republican, and I don't take sides because I am very conservative in some respects and open-minded/liberal in others. Chris Rock has a great quote about this, but I forget what he said...
...anyway, didn't her husband divorce her? Don't her other children refuse to visit her anymore, and disapprove of her recent actions? Seriously, what is the point of this charade? What is she trying to accomplish...okay, Bush apologizing to her son? So what, he'll still be 6ft deep.
Her son was an adult, and even if he died for a cause that she (or even if he) didn't believe in, he enlisted knowing he could die. I support the troops 100% and it was unfortunate that he died, but death is a reality in war...and there are so many other mothers that do not make the front page news for losing their sons...there are so many others affected by this war...(I personally know a few)
What's more unfortunate than her son's death is that she is still dragging this on and on...just let him rest in peace. She's basically saying her son died for something he didn't believe in...how wrong is that? Seriously, let it rest, and allow others to believe he died for freedom (at least have some respect for your own son...imo, she's a bit selfish)