"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What is your ringtone

Microphone Fiend

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Im Curious...

Right now mines is the Motorola default, but Im gonna get it changed...maybe a couple of these

Moments in Love - The Art Of Noise
Siberian Nights - Twilight 22
Get in My Car - 50 cent
Circus Music - Dj Quik, Suga Free, Chingy
Its Time - Ferry Cortsen
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Between The Sheets - The Isley Brothers. It was a funny idea back when I had a phone that couldn't use them, so when I got this phone I bought it. Turns out the version I have sucks so it's always on vibrate.
 

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My phone is always on vibrate or totally silent. I don't want anyone but me (or anyone at all, including me, when on silent) knowing that I'm getting a phone call.
 

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Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance
Fall Out Boy - Grand Theft Autumn

...what? its hard to find the songs you want, and they were right next to each other. besides, i like them. grand theft autumn for when girls call, dance dance for everyone else. works for me.
 

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Reptilia by The Strokes. It's the badass part where the guitar is alone until the bass and drums come in.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Freddie's Dead - Curtis Mayfield main ring
War - Edwin Starr for my folks who served in the military
 

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the loudest fuking ring ring in there

as i always seem to miss it otherwise while working driving around in the car with radio on
 

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
A regular f*cking ring.


You people make me sick.
You make me sing with your loud ass annoying high pitch ring. Id rather hear dance dance than a f*ckin phone ring.

Mines is "i think they like me" dem franchaize boys or however the f*ck you spell it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just a ringing sound, I hate MP3 ringtones. They sound all distorted and crappy, it's like listening to the radio on a micro jukebox turned all the way up.

When I had my old phone, I made my own ringtone from the starting riffs of "Voodoo Chile" by Stevie Ray Vaughan. It sounded crappy though, like all song ringtones. However, it sounded better than any other MP3 ringtone I've ever heard.
 

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"More than a feeling" by Boston

Some guy singing: "Yo Yo beeyotch is on the phone!"

"Welcome home (Sanitarium)" and "Fade to black" Metallica

"Man in the box" Alice in chains

and my fav, Triumph the insult comic dog singing.
 

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"Theme From A Summer Place" by Percy Faith.

I hate annoying rintones - this one's soft and unusual. Everyone around me likes it!
 

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I've got Flossin' by Mike Jones. All the ringtones on the phone sucked, so I found a website that told me how to make my own ringtone and send it as a message to my phone.
 

Microphone Fiend

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Originally posted by seanchai
Between The Sheets - The Isley Brothers. It was a funny idea back when I had a phone that couldn't use them, so when I got this phone I bought it. Turns out the version I have sucks so it's always on vibrate.
no lie i was gonna get this. The beat is sampled all the time but its almost like a chopped and screwed version
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
You make me sing with your loud ass annoying high pitch ring. Id rather hear dance dance than a f*ckin phone ring.

Mines is "i think they like me" dem franchaize boys or however the f*ck you spell it.
Mine isn't high-pitched. And it's certainly not an obnoxious raping of what may otherwise be a good song.
 
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