SamTheHobit
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She should be a Mormon 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What is your definition of a good woman?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LiveFreeX
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Been suffering from extremely violent bouts of food poisioning the last couple of days. My wife hasn't slept in nearly 48 hours, she's watched me like a hawk and made sure even though I spent most of my time in the fetal position covered in my own vomit and diahrea that I was warm, taken care of and had the right medicines. She cleaned off my face, helped me shower, go to the bathroom, sang me to sleep, changed my fever wraps, fed me and frequently changed my barf bucket. Wouldn't be here today writing this post if it wasn't for her.
THAT is a good woman and that's why she's my wife. I don't think you guys know what quality is.
Just as a side note: If you ever start blacking out after a major bout of diahrea, take a potassium pill or you'll go into cardiac arrest.
THAT is a good woman and that's why she's my wife. I don't think you guys know what quality is.
Just as a side note: If you ever start blacking out after a major bout of diahrea, take a potassium pill or you'll go into cardiac arrest.
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I may not know what good quality is, but I certainly know what it isn't lol!LiveFreeX said:
Good that she's taking good care of you.
And thanks for the diahrrea tip.
abe0
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If you leave the sex part out....my dog Chuck fits those definitions!! Abe
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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whatever floats your boatabe0 said:
I met a woman who ticked all 10 on Collosus' list.
Who then cheated on her fiance with me (I had no idea) while she was on a working holiday in my country.
And now is going back to hers to marry said fiance.
lolololololz
The search for this one good woman who can do it all for us is too hard and costly. I prefer the wisdom of this long dead bloke:
"We have prostitutes for our pleasure, concubines for our health, and wives to bear us lawful offspring."--Demosthenes (384–322 BC)
Who then cheated on her fiance with me (I had no idea) while she was on a working holiday in my country.
And now is going back to hers to marry said fiance.
lolololololz
The search for this one good woman who can do it all for us is too hard and costly. I prefer the wisdom of this long dead bloke:
"We have prostitutes for our pleasure, concubines for our health, and wives to bear us lawful offspring."--Demosthenes (384–322 BC)
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Mine is cooking dinner right now after she made sangria, she cooks every night. She would do the same as what your wife did. Foreign women are the best! Once you go foreign you don't go back. Why'd you get sick? Maybe you ate some of that gutter oil. Hope your wife is cooking for you it should be mandatory.LiveFreeX said:
LiveFreeX
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Unfortunately because of the lack of control and rampant corruption here the store bought food is frequently tainted with all sorts of bad stuff. I got off pretty easy actually... we read an article that about 34 school children were hospitalized because of the yogurt... found RAT POISON in it. I was just out for a couple days. There are things much worse than gutter oil here...wish I still had the articles, would post them for you guys to read, you wouldn't believe the stuff they do.
Yeah man foreign women for the win. I honestly, don't even remember what American women were like, been around these girls so long.
Yeah man foreign women for the win. I honestly, don't even remember what American women were like, been around these girls so long.
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LiveFreeX said:
I googled it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety_incidents_in_China
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/08/world/asia/08food.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/13/b...ed-food-push-more-chinese-to-shop-online.html
Why don't you grocery shop online like the 2nd article says?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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I've seen some of the articles of what is being sold as food there. We have some food issues in U.S. too that aren't so widely known yet, but it's out there. What I've heard from China though...is disgusting.
I admire that the women over there are so good, they could teach the self-entitled brats here a thing or two.
I admire that the women over there are so good, they could teach the self-entitled brats here a thing or two.
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glass half full said:
Livefree needs to get the hell out of that craphole. Bring her back to the USA livefree. You are a smart guy you can make dough and buy a place to live.
I just like(It's a criteria not even a definition) two kind of women :
1] Those who like to fvck and have uninhibited desires
2] Those who see the reality of the world to a great extent and know when a similar man is standing in her midst, with her me and she can both go on a long ride of adventures.
1 will do , 2 is ideal. My attention is limited, got other things to do.
1] Those who like to fvck and have uninhibited desires
2] Those who see the reality of the world to a great extent and know when a similar man is standing in her midst, with her me and she can both go on a long ride of adventures.
1 will do , 2 is ideal. My attention is limited, got other things to do.
Gentle and virtuous. Filial piety, the guardian of her husband, caring for children, also to care for herself. Maybe they sometimes shopping online, like amzon, ebay, tmart. As long as they can use every reasonable sum of money, which is considered a good woman.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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According to me, a woman who lives her life in a way that she finds fulfilling. She seeks self actualization and nurtures herself. She shows compassion for others, but will do what is best for her. She is kind and caring, but does meets her own needs first. She does not make herself uncomfortable so that others are pleased with her or are comfortable around her. She is non-reactive and lets others think badly of her, if they so choose. She lives her life for what she sees to be her destiny and apologizes and defends and explains herself to no-one.