"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What is wrong with my fingers?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Somebody stepped on you when you were a kid?

Secondly, if you could grow a convincing grey beard you'd be first run for the next Harry Potter film.
 
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hahaha haha.

What is wrong with them? They are bent lol.
 
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Do you play piano or an instrument?

Also basically what happens with the curve is when you were a baby the apoptotic cells that gave way to your 5 fingers may have been skewed a bit and if this is how its been since you've been a kid, tht'ats probably what happened.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not too sure about this one, but I have a piece of information which might be able to help you.
I had a friend who had bent toes as a result of wearing tight shoes when he was younger. But I'm sure you didn't wear tight gloves for 16 years of your life - contact your doctor!

Lack of calcium maybe? Hopefully they will straighten up as you get older..
 
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