"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What Is With Her

itstough

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I have been trying to get with this woman who works near me. Now the only sign I get from her is when I am outside of were I work and she is walking in to her workplace. She will look over at me when I am outside. Now I am never looking at her when she is looking at me. I find out other ways that she is looking at me. Now a couple weeks ago I am walking through the parking lot and she is walking through the parking lot too but she is in front of me off to the left like 200 feet. Her friend turns around and sees me walking and taps her on the shoulder to show her me.

The other day I am up to pay her for my food, and she is adding up some reciepts and she says "give me 2 minutes". I said Ok and she then like gets up giggling like she was all nervous. I was not sure how to take that because I just ok and did not doing nothing and she is getting all nervous.

When I go in there she will not look at me. She will give me my change or something and will not look at me. I guess she had made eye contact like 2 times and both times it's like there is no emotion at all in her not hate not like not anything then I think that is weird because she is always looking at me when I am outside of my workplace. I guess she only looks when I am not looking like she told me the price for my food one day and I thought wow thats alot and I made a face but didn't say anything and I hear her giggle but when I look at her she is not looking at me but she must of been looking to see me making a face.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pimp-sicle

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UMMMMMMM...MAKE A MOVE BUDDY!!! Your the guy, she's the girl!! Start up a conversation with her the next time your in her shop. She sounds like she's just nervous and shy around you because she's probably physically attracted to you. But if you keep analyzing her every move and keep your mouth shut, you'll end up always wondering, instead of knowing.




PIMP
 

wheelin&dealin

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Originally posted by itstough
Her friend turns around and sees me walking and taps her on the shoulder to show her me.
Gee... I wonder if she wants you? She's already talked about you to her friends as "the hot guy at work.." her friends already know what you look like and are trying to hook her up with you...


hmmm.... this is a tough one. What should you do...
















YOU SHOULD F*CKING ASK HER OUT!!!
 
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