"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What is usually the #1 cause of getting someone pregnant?

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verysuave

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Is it because that people don't use condoms or the condom breaks or the pill doesnt work? which one has a higher ratio
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is usually the #1 cause for getting someone pregnant?

Sexual intercourse
 

zerocelcius

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Devinne Intervention!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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D_Master

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sperm fertilizing an egg
 

Deadly_Ripped

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Condoms don't work as well as the pill, but if you use a condom you can be pretty damn sure you're not going to get anyone pregnant unless it breaks or unless you don't change it every time you bust a nut.

Never try the pull out method. I used to do that, until my gf got pregnant. As sick as this is, fortunately she had a miscarraige.


I know at least 3 people who have kids now beacuse they thought pulling out before gettin off would keep pregnancy from occurring. I'd say this is probably the way people accidentally get pregnant, but I'm not basing it on stats, just on the people I've met at a young age with children.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
 

SamePendo

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Ramrod said:
Sexual intercourse
It's the stork that carries the babies in a blanket and flies all around the world. You just get picked and that's it. I saw it on tv, you don't have sex, and you still get picked.

-Edited, I didn't know the name of the animal, it looks like a seagul, same as fake blondes, they all look the same to me.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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SamePendo said:
It's the seagul that carries the babies in a blanket ....
WTF happened to the stork??? Did he get fired??!!!
 

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gangbangs. Yep, definitely gangbangs.

But seriously, wrap up EVERYTIME, pill or not. That's good general advice, Especially for newcomers. Better safe than really, really sorry.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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