"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was being kinda nosey today and came across a pill bottle from 3 years ago in my girls dresser. It is called Acylclovir. I've done some research and apperntly

it is a herpes medication. She swears that she does not have herpes and it was prescribed for an infection. She has a history of infections in her lady parts that

I can confirm and she has been on many other antibiotics which she I have seen do i need to be concerned or is she telling the truth?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Acycloguanosine is usually prescribed to help heal and slightly less commonly prevent infection of the herpes zoster/simplex virus. It basically inhibits growth of the virus to a manageable level. Perhaps she had chicken pox a couple years ago or her immune system cannot suppress the virus? It is good for people with weaker immune systems which I would not discount if she gets a lot of infections.

However although I would not say it is a common diagnosis some GP's (usually the same ones who give out carisoprodol for fun) will prescribe it, much to the chagrin of pharmacists, for unidentified genital inflammation. If she is your girl I would trust her unless you have a serious reason to doubt her.
 
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