What is the stupidest thing you ever bought?

[Mr.Positive]

Mine's pretty bad, the stupidest thing I've ever bought was some worthless hand creme from one of those booths in the middle of the mall.

Here's the scheme...some hot foreign babe runs up to you, grabs your hand, and says something like "OMG, your hands are so dry, here let me help you for free." Then she sensually rubs a bunch of different "exotic" lotions that will cure all your ailments, all while flirting with you big time.

Yeah, I ended up walking away a few dollars lighter and feeling like a total @sshole.

Actually though, the hand creme stuff does take off grease pretty well. So, I still use it after I've been working on my car or something...at least it wasn't a total loss.

 

[Rebound Material]

Mr. Positive: While she was rubbing your hands and flirting you should have said:

HER: Oh wow, your girlfriend must love your HUGE hands.

YOU: I just finished jacking off and was actually on my way to the bathroom to go and wash my hands. Thank god you came along and did it for me.

 

[cordoncordon]

I've had eye surgery to correct my vision...best thing I have EVER EVER EVER done. 7 years ago and my eyes are still 20/20, and this is coming from a guy that had horrible vision since I was 14. You have no idea, NO IDEA, how nice it is to be able to wake up and see! Or to not have these plastics things sitting on my eyes, having dust get under them, or have your eyes dry out. The thought of that is making my eyes water right now.

Without a doubt if you can afford it and your eye doctor says you are a person who can benefit from it...GET IT!!

 

[Ken785]

I've had eye surgery to correct my vision...best thing I have EVER EVER EVER done. 7 years ago and my eyes are still 20/20, and this is coming from a guy that had horrible vision since I was 14. You have no idea, NO IDEA, how nice it is to be able to wake up and see! Or to not have these plastics things sitting on my eyes, having dust get under them, or have your eyes dry out. The thought of that is making my eyes water right now.

Without a doubt if you can afford it and your eye doctor says you are a person who can benefit from it...GET IT!!

how much did it cost you bro? im like -5.50 in the left eye and like -7.00 in the right eye with astigmatism...how bad was your vision before?

 

[cant think of a user name]

Mine's pretty bad, the stupidest thing I've ever bought was some worthless hand creme from one of those booths in the middle of the mall.

Here's the scheme...some hot foreign babe runs up to you, grabs your hand, and says something like "OMG, your hands are so dry, here let me help you for free." Then she sensually rubs a bunch of different "exotic" lotions that will cure all your ailments, all while flirting with you big time.

Yeah, I ended up walking away a few dollars lighter and feeling like a total @sshole.

Actually though, the hand creme stuff does take off grease pretty well. So, I still use it after I've been working on my car or something...at least it wasn't a total loss.

Haha I like it, it's a very good idea.

 

[Mr.Positive]

HER: Oh wow, your girlfriend must love your HUGE hands.

YOU: I just finished jacking off and was actually on my way to the bathroom to go and wash my hands. Thank god you came along and did it for me.

...hahahahaha. That would have been great. Just the look on her face would have been priceless.

The funny thing was she ended up giving me her phone number. Later, when I had my head on straight, I decided it would best not to call her.

Any chick that can sell stuff like that to AFC's (me included at the time) is bad news.

 

[comic_relief]

For me probably the Gamecube.

Aside from Resident Evil 4 and the last Zelda game for it this machine was a glorified dust collector.

Smash Bro's Melee and Mario Kart: Double Dash (N64 was better).

comic_relief

 

[backbreaker]

how hmuch did it cost you bro? im like -5.50 in the left eye and like -7.00 in the right eye with astigmatism...how bad was your vision before?

damn I thought I had it bad. -2.25 and -2.75

 

[bigjohnson]

I just bought a 30gb Zune for $100. The price sold it, nothing to do with women, but I really don't need another mp3 player at all. Maybe I'll use the video capabilities, but I doubt it.

 

[backbreaker]

you do know they were giving them away for free on warez-bb.org right? I got one myself

 

[clix]

I work at brookstone. I'm the reason people buy things they dont need

 

[backbreaker]

I never did understand why people would buy football tickets to see college games of routes. Like Arkansas Playing Texas State or USC playing Idaho or something silly like that. talk about a waste of 150 bucks.

 

[Serialized3]

Oh yeah, although I didn't buy them, I have about $600 worth of dress pants that still have the tags from my birthday two years ago. I guess I just don't get to enough black tie events

 

[bigjohnson]

you do know they were giving them away for free on warez-bb.org right? I got one myself

Just when I thought it wasn't going to get worse.

 

[Ken785]

I work at brookstone. I'm the reason people buy things they dont need

ive always wanted one one those expensive massage chairs!...i dont ever see people buy things there, they just go in to sit on the chairs...LOL

 

[Ken785]

Oh yeah, although I didn't buy them, I have about $600 worth of dress pants that still have the tags from my birthday two years ago. I guess I just don't get to enough black tie events

put them to use...dress up nice like a business man in suit and tie and go sarging in the mall!!!

i did that a few times...makes you feel good about yourself, boosts up your confidence, and you get a lot of compliments too!!

 

[The Sperminator]

I brought a replica of a neturalzyer from the movie Men In Black for 550 dollars....:nervous:

 

[bigjohnson]

ive always wanted one one those expensive massage chairs

I've got one of those, but it's not a stupid thing at all.

 

[Ken785]

I've got one of those, but it's not a stupid thing at all.

i didnt say it was stupid..its just something i cant afford..$5000 for a massage chair? whoa!! im not talking those cheap remote vibrating things..

 

[Bvbidd]

Nobody say the obvious? Drugs?