backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Apparantly I'm a sucker for attractive saleswomen. Nothing like seeing a petite woman in a business skirt that is easy on the eyes use casual flirting to get what she wants. I was SOLD my Lexus SUV by a classy petite redhead back in arkansas. I was SOLD on why I needed an electronic body fat scale at sharper image about years ago by an attractive blonde working there.
but at least thoose things were things I had a legit use for. I always wanted a hybrid (my suv) and It's nice to know exactly what your body fat is.
But today.. I think I outdid myself. Today, getting ready to head to Kentucky later on tonight.. very later on tonight.. I, someone who has literarly an attic full of it.. was sold that ulgyist peice of crap luggage that I ever saw in my life. If I had to describe it, it's metallic **** brown.
I went in to the mall today looking for a new belt. I have seeming to lost my fav black belt and I need another one. So I am passing the luggage area and this latino, very very nice...fake everything.... doesn't matter.. very vey easy on the eyes. so I am passing and she says "hey you... you look like you need some luggage". My dumbass, throwing logic to the wind says "maybe"
I had on some brown slacks and a white polo with my brown ban lether watch, she points to this god awful ugly suitcase set and says "it matches your outfit". Here I am saying to myself, an EX car salesman mind you "don't get sold, don't get sold, don't get sold"... then she looks at me, while I'm looking directly at her legs, and says "I know you can afford it can't you?".. If I were smarty I should have said I'm broke. but no... I whip out the Amex and buy it. the whole time thinking what the **** am I doing? I saw well.. I paid 200 dollars for this encounter, I might as well get some DJ practice in..so I talk to her, she is actually receptive.. gives me a number, which i sprobably fake, I don't even really care and i leave. I threw the number away as soon as I left her site.
I didn't even like her. I wasn't even interested. I just got sold by an attractive woman. it's like my cryptonite. I can't say no.
well.. now at least I'm going to put it to use the best way I can. I called my GF and told her I have a suprise for her. She's too much of a sweetie to say what I know she wants to say..."What the **** is that!!".. so I want to see just how long she can go though LAX, having everyone look at her doodoo brown suitcase set before she says something. Ik now I know.. tourture.. i'll make it up to her. trying to make the best out of a bad situtation by entertaining myself.
anyway.. what is the worst or stupidest thing you ever bought?
but at least thoose things were things I had a legit use for. I always wanted a hybrid (my suv) and It's nice to know exactly what your body fat is.
But today.. I think I outdid myself. Today, getting ready to head to Kentucky later on tonight.. very later on tonight.. I, someone who has literarly an attic full of it.. was sold that ulgyist peice of crap luggage that I ever saw in my life. If I had to describe it, it's metallic **** brown.
I went in to the mall today looking for a new belt. I have seeming to lost my fav black belt and I need another one. So I am passing the luggage area and this latino, very very nice...fake everything.... doesn't matter.. very vey easy on the eyes. so I am passing and she says "hey you... you look like you need some luggage". My dumbass, throwing logic to the wind says "maybe"
I had on some brown slacks and a white polo with my brown ban lether watch, she points to this god awful ugly suitcase set and says "it matches your outfit". Here I am saying to myself, an EX car salesman mind you "don't get sold, don't get sold, don't get sold"... then she looks at me, while I'm looking directly at her legs, and says "I know you can afford it can't you?".. If I were smarty I should have said I'm broke. but no... I whip out the Amex and buy it. the whole time thinking what the **** am I doing? I saw well.. I paid 200 dollars for this encounter, I might as well get some DJ practice in..so I talk to her, she is actually receptive.. gives me a number, which i sprobably fake, I don't even really care and i leave. I threw the number away as soon as I left her site.
I didn't even like her. I wasn't even interested. I just got sold by an attractive woman. it's like my cryptonite. I can't say no.
well.. now at least I'm going to put it to use the best way I can. I called my GF and told her I have a suprise for her. She's too much of a sweetie to say what I know she wants to say..."What the **** is that!!".. so I want to see just how long she can go though LAX, having everyone look at her doodoo brown suitcase set before she says something. Ik now I know.. tourture.. i'll make it up to her. trying to make the best out of a bad situtation by entertaining myself.
anyway.. what is the worst or stupidest thing you ever bought?
