"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What is the best way to make friends quickly?

TheLoner

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Everytime I post on facebook, no one comments or likes any of my posts.

Maybe I am very boring person.

What is the best way to make friends quickly?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FairShake

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Like other people's stuff.

Then figure out what you're doing wrong. If you're too boring start doing things you find interesting.
 

switch

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become butt-buddies with the guys at your local gay club! best way to make friends! ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED
btw remember to use lubrication, i hear haemorrhoids are painful
 

djjizzyjeff

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TheLoner said:
Everytime I post on facebook, no one comments or likes any of my posts.

Maybe I am very boring person.

What is the best way to make friends quickly?

Go as Zarky's date to her swinger parties.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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