"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what is the average size. myth busting here once and for all

size(in inches)

  • under 5

    Votes: 7 5.8%
  • 5.1-5.5

    Votes: 18 14.9%
  • 5.6-6

    Votes: 38 31.4%
  • 6.1-6.5

    Votes: 28 23.1%
  • 6.6-7

    Votes: 10 8.3%
  • 7.1-7.5

    Votes: 9 7.4%
  • 7.6-8

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • over 8

    Votes: 7 5.8%

  • Total voters
    121

Mr.Positive

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Guys...pussies come in all different sizes. But yes, most pussies are average size...hence the term average size. Just like an average sized penis.

You are a man...you measure ***** size with your c*ck.

If it flops around in there, her *****'s too big. If she screams in pain, or you bottom out (hit the cervix)..she's too small. If it feels just right for both of you, well...there you go. :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Smack

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Mr.Positive said:
To add to this, why even discuss it? You've got what you've got, end of story. Don't be stupid and try and increase your size, you may end up hurting yourself. Treat your penis well, and your penis will be ready when you need it.

Also, let women discuss penis size, for us men..it's vagina size that matters...

Why is it that nobody discusses vagina size? That is what's on my mind when I go to bang a gal for the first time. Women come in all different sizes too.

Does she have something nice wet and tight for me? or, do I have to worry about getting my whole arm gobbled up while fingering her?

Seriously, for every different sized penis, there's probably a matching vagina size out there..

Go get your perfect vagina!! :D
A good, and interesting, angle to look at it from. However, guys tend to be very grateful of any vagina they get, and vaginas stretch (the thing has to let out a baby), so it's impossible to get any accurate measurement of it, and even if there was one, guys wouldn't care as they're grateful of anything!
 

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Anyone else think the size argument is strange because men care a lot about the size of other men? Homosexual men care even more.
 

gösta berling

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He he! Something is wrong with the poll results. There's no way that less than 7% of participants have a smaller length than 5 inches, especially considering that SoSuave have a lot of Asian members.

First of all, stand up when measuring, with your penis parallel to the floor.

You measure length from the pubic bone beneath your pubic hair and along the top of your erection to the tip of your penis. Use a tape measure because many erections have a slight bend and a ruler won't take account of this. Do not dig in to the fatty layer over the bone, - just measure the length that would fit flush into a cylinder (like the vagina).This is the method they use in most medical scientific research.


But if you want to compare your size with the lifestyle study for example, then you must press the tape measure into the bone because that's how they did it.
http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm


Documentary: "My penis and I":)
www.youtube.com/lawrencebtv
 
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