Sharp Dressed Man
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Wow, I'm about 6.8-7 inches. I must be pretty hung.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
what is the average size. myth busting here once and for all
- Thread starter Zerotwoonenine
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TheBucketOfTruth
Master Don Juan
Even in the condom study you can have sample bias. I'm going to assume that the average guy who volunteers to have his **** measured is going to be slightly higher than the average of the male population.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Im just so glad to have a d!ck in general after reading these responses! :rockon:
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Wow how could somebody think that the average size is 9 inches? Average size is between 5 and 6 inches. Personally I'm just below 5.5 inches.
I love how the original post tells you to get a cm ruler and yet the poll choices are in inches. BTW 8 cm is only 3.14 inches. So everybody should have chosen over 8 (hopefully.) JK as we all know to vote in inches.
To measure your girth it's best to use a soft tape measure that has no sharp edges. If you don't have one of those you can use a string and then make a note of where the ends touch then compare that to a ruler.
I love how the original post tells you to get a cm ruler and yet the poll choices are in inches. BTW 8 cm is only 3.14 inches. So everybody should have chosen over 8 (hopefully.) JK as we all know to vote in inches.
To measure your girth it's best to use a soft tape measure that has no sharp edges. If you don't have one of those you can use a string and then make a note of where the ends touch then compare that to a ruler.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
This thread confirms my believe that this site is full of f*cktards. 9 in average? Come the f*ck on. Depends on race? Lets step outside the ignorant box. How can you say size doesnt matter? The only guys who say that are the ones who are lacking.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
There's only one way to bust this myth. We need to get every guy in the world in the same place at the same time, then when the horn blows we all need to pull down our pants at the same time. Some really naked hot chick will then come around and measure us... Then blow us all... But that last part was just a fantasy.
Zerotwoonenine
Senior Don Juan
amen to that. and we dont have to give birth through it!Rebound Material said:
Zerotwoonenine
Senior Don Juan
amen to that. and we dont have 2 give birth through itRebound Material said:
Zerotwoonenine
Senior Don Juan
and we have an expert here.Maxtro said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
silverwolfalpha
Don Juan
bump
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Me an expert at measuring my penis, why I wouldn't do such a thingZerotwoonenine said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Gentlemen, who are we bull****t!ng? Anyone who's listened to women converse on this topic when they think no guy is listening knows the truth.
When a woman can get 2 hands around you, she's got something.
When she can get 2 hands around you and there's something left, she's REALLY GOT SOMETHING.
When a woman can get 2 hands around you, she's got something.
When she can get 2 hands around you and there's something left, she's REALLY GOT SOMETHING.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
But that's the thing, I'm slightly under 7 inches and girls can get two hands around me and have something left.
Yet when they talk about 'two handers' they make it sound like the guy's 10+ inches.
Same in porn.. Look sometime, the girl will barely be able to get two hands on a '12 inch' penis. Unless her hands are bigger then Shaq's, there's something wrong with that.
Yet when they talk about 'two handers' they make it sound like the guy's 10+ inches.
Same in porn.. Look sometime, the girl will barely be able to get two hands on a '12 inch' penis. Unless her hands are bigger then Shaq's, there's something wrong with that.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
gösta berling
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I just found a poll with lots of female opinions. They asked all the women what they would want their partners penis size to be if they could choose it.
http://members.lovingyou.com/showthread.php?threadid=68197
http://members.lovingyou.com/showthread.php?threadid=68197
As far as i know girth is more important than length .The g spot is 2 inches on the inside of the vag*na and the average vag*na length is 6 inches.oakraiderz2 said:
Also most women don't *** with penetrat*on but for stimulation on the ****t
:woo: at least that is what i have read
Mr.Positive
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To add to this, why even discuss it? You've got what you've got, end of story. Don't be stupid and try and increase your size, you may end up hurting yourself. Treat your penis well, and your penis will be ready when you need it.Rollo Tomassi said:
Also, let women discuss penis size, for us men..it's vagina size that matters...
Why is it that nobody discusses vagina size? That is what's on my mind when I go to bang a gal for the first time. Women come in all different sizes too.
Does she have something nice wet and tight for me? or, do I have to worry about getting my whole arm gobbled up while fingering her?
Seriously, for every different sized penis, there's probably a matching vagina size out there..
Go get your perfect vagina!!
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
Lol good point but we don't discuss vagina size because most guys are a) happy enough to be getting any kind and b), its kind of hard to measure..
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.