"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is the avail of...

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  1. knowing that girls cheat all the time if they never cheat with you but give you the bf-line constantly?
  2. knowing that people have new relationships all the time when you don't have one and struggle with the boyfriend line all the time?
  3. seeing people make out in public when all you get is resistance?
  4. "she is not a b.itch she is just a b.itch to you"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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rhythmic

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What is the avail... What?

I guess these are problems that you have that you want explained or something.

1. Stop caring
2. Stop caring
3. Stop caring
4. Stop caring

That should clear everything up nice. I'm not here quite often enough to know whether or not you're a troll.
 

SgtSplacker

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Being a single man to me is like being a jackal living off of scraps. Getting chased off only to turn right back around and risk your life only to take another little bite of antelope loin. Maybe sometimes you might catch some little critter on an off day and have a fresh meal.

Now ask yourself:

Does the Jackal ever ponder his relationship with a lion?
Does the Jackal ever consider his relationship with the antelope?

Nope, the Jackal doesn't give a fu-ck as long as he gets his...

Be the Jackal my friend...
 
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SgtSplacker said:
Being a single man to me is like being a jackal living off of scraps. Getting chased off only to turn right back around and risk your life only to take another little bite of antelope loin. Maybe sometimes you might catch some little critter on an off day and have a fresh meal.

Now ask yourself:

Does the Jackal ever ponder his relationship with a lion?
Does the Jackal ever consider his relationship with the antelope?

Nope, the Jackal doesn't give a fu-ck as long as he gets his...

Be the Jackal my friend...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
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