what is real ONE-I-TIS

[frivolousz21]

alright Ive seen some people here classify ONE-I-Tis completely wrong.

if your women is fycking you, or showing intamite affection as in....kissing, sycking your dyck, stroking your dyck, and or again fycking....you dont have one-i-tis..

grantide you may feel like you want her more than she wants you...thats an imbalance which YOU COULD STILL CORRECT. but if she is sexual with you.....she is somewhat physically attracted which means...its up to you to make her IL go higher.


not one-i-tis.


love is not ONE-I-TIS.


this is ONE-I-TIS:

-she calls you on her time(wanting you to talk to her whenver she wants)

-she wont hang out with you...only when there is nothing else to do...(she will make you think that is not the case, but it is)

-the only physical contact you have is none...alright maybe a hug, maybe a shoulder massage, maybe even holding hands or cuddling..but those last 2 are doubtful.


again if she kisses you, fycks or sycks..u are not in the friend zone.

 

[frivolousz21]

oh and yes I know this because even the great Frivolousz21....had a case of ONE-I-TIS.....for nearly 8 months in 2004 I did!

shame on me!

this is after I had sex with 12 or 13 women in my life!

IT CAN STRIKE ANYTIME ANYWHERE!

 

[OneArmDeeJay]

I don't think what you said describes what ONEITIS truly is.

Oneitis to me is more on the same line as Infatuation. As far as,

You meet this girl and you start to get this feeling that a lot of people misconstrue as love sometimes.

Symptoms of Oneitis:

You just met the girl not to long ago and you think about this girl 24/7. Not a second goes by that you don't think about her.

You want to see her everyday! And in turn you see her way too often.

You call/text her way too much. Trying to talk hours on end thinking your getting some where with her.

You think at the time she is the perfect woman for you and there is no other. How can that really be so when in fact you hardly really know this person? Yet you see she has no flaws and that she is perfect and very special.

She can do no wrong. And When others tell you she has a problem you deny it and say it isn't true and get upset at the other person because how can someone so amazing and special do that?

Instead of going out having fun or your out having fun and enjoying yourself you are constantly depress that she’s not your girl. So because of that you bring down the atmosphere and people don't want to be around you.

If you constantly think of contingence plains to hook up with this girl after you got the whole "LJBF" speech. Thinking you still has a chance and is thinking up ways to do so then you have Oneitits.

You have Oneitits, if you are afraid that if you go out on a date with other women because you might miss that grand opportunity to hook up with the Oneitis chick if of course all of a sudden she's interested. And that would kill you if that were to ever happen so you don't try to go out and get a date.

That’s just on the top of my head I'm sure there’s more but you get the point.

 

[frivolousz21]

hey..you are dead wrong!

JK those things all apply!

I was just trying to point out if she does anything as in:

kissing
fycking, sycking, or touching ur ****.

you have a chance.

 

[OneArmDeeJay]

Originally posted by frivolousz21
hey..you are dead wrong!

JK those things all apply!

I was just trying to point out if she does anything as in:

kissing
fycking, sycking, or touching ur ****.

you have a chance.

yEah if she did any of that and your not doing anything about it except post threads on the forum posting "Need Womenease translation!! Girl kisses me and sucked me off! Does that mean she likes me?" Your a freakn' retarded homo that needs some serious help.