"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is not acceptable on a one night stand with random girl

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Say you just hook up with a girl whats not really cool or fine to do

Eg..

I like to masturbate whilst fingering her and looking at her
I liek to ejaculate on her face
Grope her ass

Is this fine to do with a girl u just met or do you need to ask her permission etc..

Also, what about anal

Is it normal to get head without condom and to finger and eat her out etc...

I mean some things you just wouldnt do without asking?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Furyguy said:
Do what ever the hell you feel like and if she doesn't want you to she'll stop you.

That's what I go by anyways.

Well I dont want be going to jail

So, its cool if I just put my penis in her mouth and start masturating it and maybe ejacualte on her face and mouth?

Or I need to ask permission.

Off course anal I would ask but Im not keen on anal anyway

What about fisting?
 

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donnyjondeppjuando said:
Well I dont want be going to jail

So, its cool if I just put my penis in her mouth and start masturating it and maybe ejacualte on her face and mouth?

Or I need to ask permission.

Off course anal I would ask but Im not keen on anal anyway

What about fisting?
Dude, what the f*ck. Seriously.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Women never like it in the face, and anal is a definite no.

Oral is fine, but a lot of the time alcohol is involved, and she might not want want to because it will affect her gag reflex.

Fisting is fine though. Good luck!
 

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Just do whatever you like and if she says no, then you stop. Pretty simple bro.
 

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oooooooh that was so funny to read.
 

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Afc stuff like giving obvious IOIs.

**** that **** go alpha and natural
 

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IamJosan said:
Just do whatever you like and if she says no, then you stop. Pretty simple bro.
this
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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leaving the toilet seat up and not flushing down your turds,.

I dont think a lot of women would like sucking on a condom...well not the ones i knew and know at least. no butt stuff and nothing weird. if you have to ask all this stuff you shouldnt even have one. also since you sound this inexperienced i dont think you could get a girl to have one with you.
 
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