"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is lacking in my social skills?

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Ah Patrick, or Richard if you prefer, I have liquid assets of over 8 million dollars, and have had life experiences of which you will only dream. The only little boy on this thread is the sad eyed individual trying to buy social status, desperately seeking someone that will care for you without being paid to do so. But obviously, you, on the other hand have been in prison, fried your reptilian brain on drugs, spout platitudes of wealth as you scurry around trying to flip your first house. Yup, you win, your life experience is much greater than anyone here, supported by your huge intellect. But yet it seems you seek the approval of those of us that are only worthy of your distain. As I stated earlier, I wish you well. Done.
I never sought the approval of anyone here.

Okay so with all that money you claim to have... Show pictures of your girls.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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