"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is a typical girl?

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So say you were talking to this chic and you tell her she's not a typical girl. Then she wants to know what a "typical girl" is. What the hell do you say?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ducaro

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tell her you think typical girls are not classy... thats it.. you don't have to tell her directly that she is classy... make her feel a lil different.. and then back off!! no more compliments for her in a long time to come... she will start to do things to receive more of those compliments... this is when you sorta act cool and just give her hints that she is acting fine. trust me girls will do anything to be called classy.. remember you need to be very strong and dont be desperate.. tell yourself this... this ***** should be really worth to have her lips around my goodness.:wave:
 

Vypros

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lol

If you don't know what a typical girl is, why the hell are you telling her she's not a typical girl?
 

Obsidian

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i think it's funny that ducaro already had the answer all planned out for this question
 
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