Let me also add this to this thread compliments of Mr. Fabulous:
PIMPOLOGY:
A PIMP.....
* must get paid!
* knows its purse first and ass last.
* knows the game is to be sold and not told.
* is never at a loss for words. You run out of words, you run out of game.
* doesn't ever let his ho's check him.
* knows his ho's are never equal to him.
* keeps his emotions to himself and never confides in his women.
* is his own best company.
* never quits a female who has some good ho'ing left in her.
* should be as sweet as the money.
* should control the whole female, mind, body and soul.
* should always recognize and respect other pimps.
* should never accept ***** as payment from a ho, only money.
* must have his ho's total respect and accept nothing less.
* wants any female who can make him money.
* must have the ability to build a stable, one ho is too close to none.
* never uses his hands to control a ho, only verbal skills.
* always pimps by the rules.
* always keeps his game tight by maintaining his personal appearance, his material possessions and his women.
* knows that the way you start with a ho is the way you end with her. Pimp hard from the start.
* knows to get a ho to tell him her whole life story, then play on her weaknessess.
* teams his women up and has them compete to see who can bring in the most money.
* knows protecting his ho's is protecting his money. You can find another trick faster than you can find another ho.
* should never neglect his ho's.
* knows a ho is more dependent on him when she is in a strange surrounding, so move them often.
* knows a ho will always try to find a weakness in a pimp.
* knows a ho can leave more easily if she has money. Keep her broke.
* should tell his ho's to be always on the look-out for new ho's to recruit to his stable.
* should never count his money until it is in his hand.
* knows that firing a ho is worse punishment than beating her.
* knows pimping isn't a sex game, it's a mind game.
* knows how to pretend to reject a ho, in order to increase her desire.
* knows the game of pimping is like a chess game, you must think before you act.
