"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What Is A Misogynist?

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What Is A Misogynist?

By Roosh

http://www.rooshv.com/what-is-a-misogynist

A misogynist is a man who disagrees with women.

A misogynist is a man who wants a woman to respect him.

A misogynist is a man who would hit a woman if she hit him first.

A misogynist is a man who thinks children in single-parent households grow up to have more problems than children raised in dual-parent households.

A misogynist is a man who believes that women are not always right.

A misogynist is a man who believes that men and women are inherently different.

A misogynist is a man who believes that it’s his right to approach women he finds attractive.

A misogynist is a man who prefers younger women over older women.

A misogynist is a man who doesn’t withhold his true thoughts or ideas just
because he’s in the company of women.

A misogynist is a man who tells a woman to “shut up” if she’s talking out of her ass.

A misogynist is a man who thinks current divorce laws are unfair against men.

A misogynist is a man who believes that
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A misogynist is a man who hates women almost as much as women hate each other.
 

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It's all so simple. It's hitting me in the face in every line:

A misogynist is . . . a man


(Only the most fvcked-up hippos or skinny never-attractive professional man haters, with decades of let's-be-hag muff munching, would start to progressively call a few, then many, than most women "misogynist." They even call cringing self-loathing male feminists "misogynists" regardless.)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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