What IS a 'keyboard jockey'?

[green69]

I hear the term keyboard jockey thrown around a lot these days. The basic premise (for me) of a keyboard jockey is someone that posts advice, tips, knowledge etc in which they just got it out of the bible rather than having real life experience.

Now it seems like a keyboard jockey is used to describe someone who doesn't go out specifically to sarge. So someone could meet a lot of girls through friends, in school, etc...have a lot of things going for them but people might call them a 'keyboard jockey' just because they don't do cold approaches on girls.

So what really is a keyboard jockey?

 

[frivolousz21]

I am.I am the biggest of them all..

 

[TheRelic]

...and above all, a stupid term thrown around copiously by the insecure with nothing better to do

 

[JH6]

no its just someone who talks big when they are on the internet, but never really does anything that they say in real life.

 

[h2o]

you are a keyboard jockey if...

...you're keyboard is sweaty when you log off of sosuave
...the last girl you sexed was in a dream
...the last phone number you got was from your sister
...the only girl you've kissed is your mom

(i'm j/k ...that's a bit extreme)

...and yet you post advice about precisely those things you have no clue about

i think some people are taking it a bit too extreme by calling everyone out to be a "keyboard jockey" if they don't actively approach every b!tch with legs

sarging is cool...but some guys don't need to, and they're not pvssies either...going as far as saying Pook and some other famous posters are losers in real life because they don't post FRs is just

imo, if you are intelligent, you can tell from a person's post who is / is not a "keyboard jockey" ...a guy who posts that "i'm insecure" then gives another advice on how to approach, is obviously off the mark...and his advice should be avoided like the plague

but anyway even half-witted can do a search and figure it out

and besides, anyone who really is posting advice without backing it up is only losing out themselves, because what the hell would you get out of trying to be a sosuave guru? their loss anyway...

:woo: < i just love this animation

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Keyboard jockey to me is anyone who posts advice yet has no clue what they're talking about.

A good example is like someone said before, someone who posts a thread saying they are too shy to approach and at the same time they are giving someone else advice in another thread about making approaches.

But overall to me its someone who knows nothing and claims they know everything. That's the main jist of it.

I don't think it has anything to do with sarging. Sarging isn't for everyone and it doesn't make one a keyboard jockey, an AFC, or a pvssy just because they dont wanna sarge. People have different goals here so we have to respect that, its not like sarging is a universal goal or desire of everyone nor is this website tailored to those who sarge specifically either.

 

[tactic]

people who literally put their whole mass on to the keyboard for hours