"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is a good way to make myself bang ugly chicks?

BigOlePappy

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I havn't had sex in awhile. I need to bang some ****.
I am able to kiss this one girl.
And am talking to about 10 more.
However, I just need to bang some ****. Seriously.

But this one girl I am kissing (she gives me lots of kino and is very sexually open) is ugly to me. For some reason, I don't know, I am not sexually attracted to her as far as kissing... we just don't click. However, I still want to fvck her pvssy.

How can I bang this girl without kissing her? This is a problem that I have with ALOT of girls.

I usually enjoy kissing a girl that I have an emotional connection to...which is like 1 out of 10000000000 girls. But I love to fvck just about anything with a pvssy.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Just don't kiss her. Do everything else, and if you want kiss her other places besides her lips, but if she is sexually open you probably wont have a problem. If she asks or is uncomfortable about it just say you don't like kissing that much and proceed.
 

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TheChicGeek said:
Just don't kiss her. Do everything else, and if you want kiss her other places besides her lips, but if she is sexually open you probably wont have a problem. If she asks or is uncomfortable about it just say you don't like kissing that much and proceed.
Interesting.
 

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I think my problem right now in dating is that I am simply not out to fvck pvssy enough.

I'm messing around. There is alot of pvssy I could be knocking out but I am not for some reason. I really don't know what it is. Am I scared of it? I think I simply just don't know how to go about escalating kissing to sex. Also, the fact that I don't like kissing most girls (My mind wanders to homework, tv shows, other things.) I need a way to get past kissing and just fvck these ugly girls.

Well, most aren't ugly, I would say 4-6.

P.S what does H.B stand for?
 

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I would suggest if you really want it, to just escalate it yourself. If she objects, just freeze her out for a little while by ignoring her and checking your email or something and try again in a minute or two. These are pretty standard things, you should probably read the DJ bible before posting more, it'll answer most of the questions you'll probably have. Also, if you're mind is wandering to other things when pvssy is right in front of you. You probably don't even want it enough to go for it. For me, in the situations where I don't really want the girl that badly, knowing that pvssy is there for the taking validates me and thats really enough.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Alcohol. and lots of it.
 

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PlasticSurgeon said:
You've never been so horny that you'd hit anything?
Ever wonder why there's a market for pornographic videos soley consisting of fat girls, OLD grandmas, and hairy women? There wouldn't be a market for it if people weren't buying it and using it.

yea true, one night watching tv, i thought sigourney weaver was hot in that weird space movie she made with Tim Allen. She's was like 55 at least.
 

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So you want the secret to banging ugly chicks? I had to master this technique in order to date my current girl. Just close your eyes and hold your breath!

Just kidding loreo!
 

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PlasticSurgeon said:
You've never been so horny that you'd hit anything?
Ever wonder why there's a market for pornographic videos soley consisting of fat girls, OLD grandmas, and hairy women? There wouldn't be a market for it if people weren't buying it and using it.
I think your examples fall into an obsession or maybe a fetish. What's being discussed here are acts of despiration.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm not desperate, its just I havn't had sex in awhile, so I wanna get good at it again. I want to be comfortable with escalation. ect....
 

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I've been banging below average chicks and even UG's when I'm tired of dry spells. The recipe is to get drunk and just don't give a ****.

I wouldn't recommend it though. Fvcking ugly girls can really mess with your confidence and self-esteem. If you do it enough times (without banging hot chicks in between) you will subconsciously (sp?) feel that it's all you deserve or can get. If your confidence and inner-game is solid though, it won't matter. Just put one in the book, shrug your shoulders and move on to the next one...
 

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bigneil said:
So you want the secret to banging ugly chicks? I had to master this technique in order to date my current girl. Just close your eyes and hold your breath!

Just kidding loreo!
:crackup: I can tell this is going to be a good source of amusement
 

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BigOlePappy said:
I'm not desperate, its just I havn't had sex in awhile, so I wanna get good at it again. I want to be comfortable with escalation. ect....
Do you think that a woman who's not attractive will be much of a challenge for your DJ skills even if they are lacking?
 
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\O/ said:
I've been banging below average chicks and even UG's when I'm tired of dry spells. The recipe is to get drunk and just don't give a ****.

I wouldn't recommend it though. Fvcking ugly girls can really mess with your confidence and self-esteem.
What is worst on confidence, banging a FUG, or hiring an attractive prostitute?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think that DJs bang 4-6's all the time and that some of you are making a big deal out of this for no reason.

But yeah, my question was answered by those who recommended alcohol.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
What is worst on confidence, banging a FUG, or hiring an attractive prostitute?
I don't know. Never been with an escorte. Banging a hot prostitute probably wouldn't do anything to my confidence as long as I knew I could get hotter chicks without paying for it.. I think going to prostitutes is the "easy" way and that if I started doing it I would lose the incentive to constantly improving my game.

Don't mind trying a real high class pro sometime though. Has to be top quality if I ever decide to pay for sex....
 
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