What Is A Chump?

[Chosen1]

Well, hey guys I was up late one night listening to my sisters stupid stories about men. So after listening to her I started to think, what is a chump? So I made my own list of what a chump is and what he does. Like to see it here it go:

1. Always does whatever a girl wants despite his best interests

2. Begs for a girls attention or time or anything

3. Would diss his own family or friends for a girl

4. takes a girls picture with intent to jack off to it (my friend actually did this)

5. Lets' girls talk to him any sort of way (I'm guilty of this)

6. takes care of a kid that isn't his

7. Gets jealous at anything even if the girl is only talking to her father

8. talks on the phone with a girl that may not like him for hours talking about nothing (this is understandable if you're talking about robbing banks)

9. actuall cares what a girl thinks about him chump

10. brags about the stupid things he has that a girl is not even interested in

So there is my list now I want to read your lists I hope there funny

 

[donjuanapprentice01]

Man, alot of that list reminds me of me! Especially # 3, once I was supposed to meet up with my folks at 5:30 at a remote camp with no telephone service, but I was with a chick and didn't want to upset her, so I didn't get to the camp 'till 7... they were pissed, lol

Here's a few more to the list from my experience:

1. Acts like a taxi cab, takes the chick grocery shopping because he feels sorry for her that she doesn't have a car

2. Willing to drive for over an hour to see a chick

3. When the chick has no $$$, pays for everything, from movies to dinners

4. On the chick's bday, looks for hours for that special gift, and pays whatever it costs.

5. When the chick's TV breaks down, goes out and buys her a new one

6. Returns each and every phone call, chats for hours on MSN about crap

7. Always available, even goes out of his way to torpedo other plans to spend time with the chick

LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!!

8. Happy to be the chick's "friend" in the hopes of her someday realizing that you are the one, even though she bangs other guys :box:

That's my list.

 

[niceguydying]

Yep, your list about covers it all!!!! I LIKE THE TALKS TO YOU ANY SORT OF WAY on the list.

 

[Chosen1]

what about sends her money even though she lives far away in hopes of a fvck

 

[donjuanapprentice01]

what about sends her money even though she lives far away in hopes of a fvck

Oh yeah, also, lending money to the chick, but being to worried to upset her by asking for it back

 

[Hitman10000]

*bump*

 

[Pink]

8. Happy to be the chick's "friend" in the hopes of her someday realizing that you are the one, even though she bangs other guys :box:

Oh, i love that one!!

 

[Tomatoes]

I used to have most of those as a problem. Killed them all off nearly a year ago now.....wow.....didnt know it had been that long since my "transformation"


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