what if your wife/fiance/GF said that your penis was the smallest she's ever had?

[devilkingx2]

wouldn't that just suck? especially if it was infront of all your and her friends? luckily no one would ever do that...

http://www.city-data.com/forum/relationships/1905622-i-made-big-stupid-mistake-hes.html

....mother of god

I think any self-respecting man would be single after that, regardless of whether he storms out or says something witty after the comment

 

[SamTheHobit]

Id never be with a non virgin so it will never happen.

 

[devilkingx2]

I meant for normal people

EDIT: sam...

you do realize that by every definition of the word virign(some people may count anal, but no one would count 3rd base stuff) you may still come into contact with girls who've both seen and handled junks right?

 

[Kbomb]

That woman needs to get dumped.

 

[devilkingx2]

I feel like she won't be dumped though... I don't know how beta this guy is

although I have the luck of saying that even at my most beta I still wasn't beta enough to take THIS from someone

 

[Jaylan]

Id never be with a non virgin so it will never happen.

:crackup: I wouldnt bet on that, especially as you enter your 20s.

Good luck with that one bro.

PS - This same thread popped up on LS, so Im not sure if the OP of these threads is a troll, or simply wanted as much advice as she could get.

 

[SamTheHobit]

:crackup: I wouldnt bet on that, especially as you enter your 20s.

Good luck with that one bro.

PS - This same thread popped up on LS, so Im not sure if the OP of these threads is a troll, or simply wanted as much advice as she could get.

As if your negativity will change my mind.

 

[badboyjmm]

If the girl said that... I would go to my local pharmacy, get some gingsen, pop a cialis and make sure to beat that pu$$y up real good. Then people will wonder why this girl is walking with a limp.

But I would seriously consider dumping her a$$

 

[CostaDeSol]

she sounds annoying. One of the most annoying things a girl can do is to talk too much.

I would probably break up.

 

[devilkingx2]

If the girl said that... I would go to my local pharmacy, get some gingsen, pop a cialis and make sure to beat that pu$$y up real good. Then people will would why this girl is walking with a limp.

But I would seriously consider dumping her a$$

I don't know if trying to please a girl who disrespected you publicly is a good idea

 

[Sofomore]

As if your negativity will change my mind.

HAHAH WHAT? I really hope you're kidding about only being with virgins. Wake up bro, this is the 21st century...there are very few virgins.

 

[badboyjmm]

I don't know if trying to please a girl who disrespected you publicly is a good idea

Well it would be for my own pleasure. Besides a statement like that shows that she's a slut. So she's also disrespecting herself.

We would have a talk where I set my boundaries. If it happens again, she would be single

 

[Tomthebomb]

Id tell everyone there what a dirty, stinky, disgusting c.u.n.t she had and never speak to her again.

 

[SamTheHobit]

HAHAH WHAT? I really hope you're kidding about only being with virgins. Wake up bro, this is the 21st century...there are very few virgins.

I just want one virgin thats all.

 

[JoeMarron]

Alcohol is a truth serum. I think every man should get his girl completely wasted in public at least once. If you still like her afterwards she's a keeper.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Alcohol is a truth serum. I think every man should get his girl completely wasted in public at least once. If you still like her afterwards she's a keeper.

What if she doesn't drink?

 

[JoeMarron]

What if she doesn't drink?

Green flag.

 

[VladPatton]

Alcohol is a truth serum. I think every man should get his girl completely wasted in public at least once. If you still like her afterwards she's a keeper.

Hellz to the fück yeah they should. I've seen so many hot chicks at a party or outting that are massively bangable, and after 4 drinks they act like loud, obnoxious aṣṣholes. What a huge turn off, damn.

 

[devilkingx2]

What if she doesn't drink?

Green flag.

depends on why

does she just not drink by chance? does she not like alcohol?

is she uptight? religious? preachy and judgemental?

the former 2 are ok, the latter 2 don't sound appealing to me

 

[devilkingx2]

I just want one virgin thats all.

oh, so naive