Now, if you're dating a chick who's eight yeas older than you. And she chose an age for you that you didn’t really deny, how do you go about telling her the truth?
You guys have only been dating for a week and at least have the time you're not even there, and she just said she's in love with you. As you guys can gather, she's not really making it easy for me to break it to her.
She'll say all that girly stuff about how she feels so right about me, and how she dreams, and how she didn't know my breed (the DJ breed) existed. Bla bla bla.
Let me explain how we met. It was last Thursday when I was calling a magazine that I write for and hit the wrong last digit of the number by accident and got a sexy voice on the other end. I joked around for a bit and hung up. After I got in touch with the zine, I thought, "Never done this before", and called her back. Guys, I gamed her ass so ****ing bad. And she ate it all up as expected.
Now, here I thought she was in her early twenties; she sure as **** sounded like it. She asked me my age:
"78."
"no way!"
"15."
I just kept kicking it around and when I said 33, she was like, "oh great, I'm 30!" I ****ing hate lying but in the end, I didn’t deny it. Keep in mind that this was the first phone call and I didn’t really think anything was gonna come out of it, but I was obviously wrong.
Now, this is going way too fast, and I don’t want to get serious over a lie, so how can I fix this? Once, she was like, "You don’t look 33, you act and sound like it, but you don’t look it." I'm 6'2", athletic build, and always mistaken for being older. All I replied was, "so I'm supposed to have wrinkles and a gut to be 33?"
And that was it. I should fix this. I ****ing hate lying. I was thinking of just telling her that she got caught up in the joking and whatever, and tell her I'm 22 without making it like a confession. Or I could go all emo on her and pull away and when she asks, I'll just tell her. I have dated older women than her and they had no problem with my age. I thought she was just a MILF, but man, she's talking about leaving her husband and ****. I get on to her for that and tell her to stop being stupid, and eats that up, too.
Please help. Oh yea, I'm 22. I'm out of town at the moment and will be coming back in a week, should I write her an email, or tell her in person or over the phone?
You guys have only been dating for a week and at least have the time you're not even there, and she just said she's in love with you. As you guys can gather, she's not really making it easy for me to break it to her.
She'll say all that girly stuff about how she feels so right about me, and how she dreams, and how she didn't know my breed (the DJ breed) existed. Bla bla bla.
Let me explain how we met. It was last Thursday when I was calling a magazine that I write for and hit the wrong last digit of the number by accident and got a sexy voice on the other end. I joked around for a bit and hung up. After I got in touch with the zine, I thought, "Never done this before", and called her back. Guys, I gamed her ass so ****ing bad. And she ate it all up as expected.
Now, here I thought she was in her early twenties; she sure as **** sounded like it. She asked me my age:
"78."
"no way!"
"15."
I just kept kicking it around and when I said 33, she was like, "oh great, I'm 30!" I ****ing hate lying but in the end, I didn’t deny it. Keep in mind that this was the first phone call and I didn’t really think anything was gonna come out of it, but I was obviously wrong.
Now, this is going way too fast, and I don’t want to get serious over a lie, so how can I fix this? Once, she was like, "You don’t look 33, you act and sound like it, but you don’t look it." I'm 6'2", athletic build, and always mistaken for being older. All I replied was, "so I'm supposed to have wrinkles and a gut to be 33?"
And that was it. I should fix this. I ****ing hate lying. I was thinking of just telling her that she got caught up in the joking and whatever, and tell her I'm 22 without making it like a confession. Or I could go all emo on her and pull away and when she asks, I'll just tell her. I have dated older women than her and they had no problem with my age. I thought she was just a MILF, but man, she's talking about leaving her husband and ****. I get on to her for that and tell her to stop being stupid, and eats that up, too.
Please help. Oh yea, I'm 22. I'm out of town at the moment and will be coming back in a week, should I write her an email, or tell her in person or over the phone?