JoeyJoJoJunior
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I hear it all the time on this site, Smile, Smile, Smile. But what do you do if you have the dorkiest smile ever?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What If You Have A Dorky Smile?
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Who are you, Howard Dean?
Seriously, then either learn to smile another way through a mirror or something or take advantage of the fact that you have a unique smile that might make people laugh.
Or just change your attitude and just smile no matter how dorky you think it is.
Read Pook's Be A Man post in the bible...and then think "What would a man do?"
Seriously, then either learn to smile another way through a mirror or something or take advantage of the fact that you have a unique smile that might make people laugh.
Or just change your attitude and just smile no matter how dorky you think it is.
Read Pook's Be A Man post in the bible...and then think "What would a man do?"
kilgoretrout
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Never smile. Ever. Never again.
Heh, just work on it in a mirror. You don't have to be Dean Martin (Although, if you were... it definatly wouldn't hurt...)
Heh, just work on it in a mirror. You don't have to be Dean Martin (Although, if you were... it definatly wouldn't hurt...)
JoeyJoJoJunior
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thanks, im thinkin maybe just not opening my mouth when i smile would be good. It looks better to me.
MetalFortress
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Excellent suggestion. Heck, I've seen HB's who take being dorky to a whole new echelon. It's practically "in" now among certain subcultures. If your smile is truly as dorky as you think, you might have some of these chicks meltin for you.
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These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
JoeyJoJoJunior
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A smile that is geeky, stupid, etc.
misunderstood??
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Does anyone else say it's dorky or is it just you're opinion? Ask some people who'd give you a serious answer and not be a **** about it or lie because they're afraid it'd hurt your feelings. Now, there are only 2 possible outcomes and either way it works out fine.
Outcome #1:Everyone thinks your smile is goofy and it's a universal fact. No need to panic, smile anyways. You can easily joke about it, maybe make some comparisons between you and the 'MAD' comics guy. You can get away with just about anything if you make a good joke about it. Don't bring it up out of nowhere though, just when smiles come up in conversation feel free to make a joke about it. If you are trying to pick up a girl and she turns you down because you're smile is goofy, then great, you just saved yourself wasted time in some ho who wouldn't be worth your time. The guys with the good smiles gotta find out after weeks that the girl really was some ho, you can weed them out right away though
Outcome #2:It's all in your head and you're the only who thinks your smile is goofy because you are too self-conscience. I think this is very probable, and in that case you got nothing to worry about and just got to try and get over it and try to smile more. You'll probably get alot of good comments about your smile if you smiled more often.
Outcome #1:Everyone thinks your smile is goofy and it's a universal fact. No need to panic, smile anyways. You can easily joke about it, maybe make some comparisons between you and the 'MAD' comics guy. You can get away with just about anything if you make a good joke about it. Don't bring it up out of nowhere though, just when smiles come up in conversation feel free to make a joke about it. If you are trying to pick up a girl and she turns you down because you're smile is goofy, then great, you just saved yourself wasted time in some ho who wouldn't be worth your time. The guys with the good smiles gotta find out after weeks that the girl really was some ho, you can weed them out right away though
Outcome #2:It's all in your head and you're the only who thinks your smile is goofy because you are too self-conscience. I think this is very probable, and in that case you got nothing to worry about and just got to try and get over it and try to smile more. You'll probably get alot of good comments about your smile if you smiled more often.