what if jennifer aniston was your horrible boss?

[Jaylan]

so I am watching the movie "Horrible Bosses" and Charlie Day's (dentist assistant)boss is Jennifer Aniston (dentist) in the movie. He is happily engaged yet she makes advances at him and he hates it, though his buddies say "its not as bad as our bosses". His friends bosses are big *******s.

Anyways Aniston makes lude remarks, slaps his ass at work, even bit his ear in a sexual way. Then she goes on to black mail him with photos she took of them together. These photos however were made when Charlie was unconscious getting dentist work done. the photos show her face in his crotch, her riding him, and him on top of her in doggy. hes passed out thinking hes just getting teeth work done btw

She tells him if he doesnt fvck her before the wedding hes showing the photos to his gf and tell her they had sex, which is a complete lie.

Now i wanna know how you guys would handle this. Even without the blackmail photos in which she basically raped him, I would have to report a boss harrassing me like that. Hot or not lol.

I wonder what you all would do...would you take Jen up on her offer even though you are happily engaged?

and lets say you didnt have the girlfriend...would you sleep with your boss? or would you worry about your career?

 

[Strelok]

Hard to say, usually the sex with boss fantasy is a woman thing, but if you happen to have the same doubt with the secretary involved let me know.

You know women have fantasies about a powerful man (stronger or in high position) that take from them with brute force what they are already willing to give, thats why only women get wet thinking about the bossy boss.

Sincerly in this story I see myself more like the boss who harass the secreatary than the other way around.

 

[Stagger Lee]

This is just a Hollywood fabricated complete sterotype reversal that would never play out this way in real life. I can only guess what the agenda is besides it being funny. I'd say it is to portray how bad "sexual harassment" is in a way that would be easily digestible by a male audience. Seems like feminism to me and perpetuating the myth that men and women are the same.

In reality if a female boss hit on a subordinate male, she would probably not be attractive, maybe a cougar,and not that sexual but just annoying. The guy would probably just take it as an ego boost, and he would probably be a good looking guy that is attractive to a lot of women to be able to attract his female boss like that. If she actually looked like Jennifer Aniston she would never have to stoop to that level of desperation and most guys would probably take her up on it.

 

[Warrior74]

In real life, I worked at radio shack in college. I had a female manager who would pinch my ass, grab my package, tell me how good she was at sucking cawk and get bytchy with any female customer I was talking to or any girl who came to see me. Of course she was fat, ugly and had almost as much facial hair as I did. And I was in my prime. I never flirted with her, she was digusting. Her boyfriend was as disgusting as she was. She asked me to go out with her and I told her hell no. She fired me.


ps. I mentioned it to the district manager and he thought it was funny.

 

[Jaylan]

Hard to say, usually the sex with boss fantasy is a woman thing, but if you happen to have the same doubt with the secretary involved let me know.

You know women have fantasies about a powerful man (stronger or in high position) that take from them with brute force what they are already willing to give, thats why only women get wet thinking about the bossy boss.

Sincerly in this story I see myself more like the boss who harass the secreatary than the other way around.

Not asking what the probability is of this situation occuring, nor if women have these fantasies either.

I am asking what guys would do if they were in Charlie's shoes regarding Aniston. If they would do it if they did or didnt have a girlfriend they were happily engaged to. Two situations, two choices.

This is just a Hollywood fabricated complete sterotype reversal that would never play out this way in real life. I can only guess what the agenda is besides it being funny. I'd say it is to portray how bad "sexual harassment" is in a way that would be easily digestible by a male audience. Seems like feminism to me and perpetuating the myth that men and women are the same.

In reality if a female boss hit on a subordinate male, she would probably not be attractive, maybe a cougar,and not that sexual but just annoying. The guy would probably just take it as an ego boost, and he would probably be a good looking guy that is attractive to a lot of women to be able to attract his female boss like that. If she actually looked like Jennifer Aniston she would never have to stoop to that level of desperation and most guys would probably take her up on it.

No need to overanalyze and try to compare a movie to real life so hard. I was asking men here a hypothetical question.

However, dude it does happen that women who are attractive bosses will have an attractive male secretary or whatever sometimes. I am just asking about a hypothetical situation from a movie that goes over the top with the woman's behavior.

People need to stop grabbing for straws and crying feminism whenever they get the chance. Just answer the OP for yourself. Btw I wouldnt put it past an attractive gal to be batsh!t crazy, and especially over the top when a guy rejects them. They dont take kindle to ego bruises. But I wouldnt expect a female boss to harass her employee who was happily engaged anyways.

But like I said, its a freaking movie. Im asking folks "what would you do?", not "dude whats the chances of this actually occuring and why did it happen"

In real life, I worked at radio shack in college. I had a female manager who would pinch my ass, grab my package, tell me how good she was at sucking cawk and get bytchy with any female customer I was talking to or any girl who came to see me. Of course she was fat, ugly and had almost as much facial hair as I did. And I was in my prime. I never flirted with her, she was digusting. Her boyfriend was as disgusting as she was. She asked me to go out with her and I told her hell no. She fired me.


ps. I mentioned it to the district manager and he thought it was funny.

Tbh bro, you definitely had a suit on your hands. And a winnable one at that. Sure your judgement will not have been as great had the genders been reversed, but you definitely could of put the manager in a tough spot.

And it sounds like you had a sh!tty district manager. Did you come across super serious when speaking about the situation?

 

[Zunder]

In real life, I worked at radio shack in college. I had a female manager who would pinch my ass, grab my package, tell me how good she was at sucking cawk and get bytchy with any female customer I was talking to or any girl who came to see me. Of course she was fat, ugly and had almost as much facial hair as I did. And I was in my prime. I never flirted with her, she was digusting. Her boyfriend was as disgusting as she was. She asked me to go out with her and I told her hell no. She fired me.


ps. I mentioned it to the district manager and he thought it was funny.

Sorry Warrior but I laughing my arse off reading that.
Got visions of the Eddie Murphy standup when he mentions his Bigfoot Auntie.
Absolutely gross - but funny as fvck :crackup: