"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What I learned from these pics of Pornstars without makeup

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Pretty much any chick with the body I like can become my personal porn star. Girls will go to lengths to make their man happy. I think most dudes look for the diamonds rather than the diamonds in the rough that just need some shine (see: good makeup). Find a chick with a non-acned face and a decent body, then find a makeup artist that will teach her how to do her make-up to make her as hot as the porn actresses you like. Viola! Now you have your own personal porn star.

As far as sex goes, ask and you shall receive. The only thing I haven't had a girl say yes to (yet) is A2M. Her only objection? It was her mouth. She was down for her azz to another chicks mouth and back though....A girls gotta have standards! lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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