"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What high profile people most irritated you in 2006 and why?

BDuncan

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With 2006 almost over, what high profile individual/s (be it from entertainment, politics, religion, etc.) most irritated and annoyed you this year (compared to others) and please give a valid (serious or humorous) reason why, for each person/s named.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Every politician who used attack ads when running for office. Instead of talking about why you should vote for them they just tell you why you shouldn't vote for their opponent. Madness... :crazy:
 

KillaCam

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K-Fed, for existing.
 

LA_Chico

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yo k-fed is doin good in WWE bro
 

KillaCam

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LA_Chico said:
yo k-fed is doin good in WWE bro
No, he's not. He's a laughing stock. He is/was a special guest anyway, minus the special bit.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Me, for being such a great guy, a superior human being, and an extraordinary example of humanity at its best.

My greatness sometimes irritates me!
 

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skip2mylou and Mr. Confidence

self-explanatory

comic_relief
 

Jariel

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Talking of WWE, I am going to say Vince McMahon for fvcking up ECW and making wrestling a big joke and using it to promote racism and political propoganda! TNA is where it's at now!

(I'm a secret wrestling fan btw, but don't tell anyone)

Of course, the US government must go on this list, but that's politics and has no place on here.
 

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Every politician who used attack ads when running for office. Instead of talking about why you should vote for them they just tell you why you shouldn't vote for their opponent.
That's the way to do it though. Anyone can say I'm a good canidate for office because I'll wh0re out the country's money to (insert a bunch of special happy thoughts here), but really in secert, I plan to multiply the nuke collection in Alaska.

So, why do something that's been tried? So, that's why you say 'Don't vote for him because he hates little boys'. It's more effective.
 
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