What has happened to James Bond?

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I'm a huge james bond fan and I finally got around to going to see the movie Skyfall last night with the wife. I mean, the movie wasn't horrible, it was good.. but it's not a james bond film. they have gone so far away from the standard it's crazy.

where is the james bond girl? lol you're supposed to **** the bond girl.. at the end of every movie bond goes off and plows some bond girl ass. now james bond is a supplicating AFC who is at odds with his internal demonds and **** it's unbecoming. if i wanted to see that i would be at the movies watching james bond.

and there isn't supposed to be a backstory. the've made James Bond Jason Borne this isn't james bond


the last 2 bond movies have sucked. they are now bornue movies basically. they need to start just remaking old bond movies like Dr No, The living daylights, moonraker, etc.
 

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the last 2 bond movies have sucked. they are now bornue movies basically. they need to start just remaking old bond movies like Dr No, The living daylights, moonraker, etc.
I love Moonraker and Octopüssy. (Gotta love the ü to get around the filter.) Dr. No is sitting on my computer, waiting for me to finish watching it. And who could forget the James Bond marathons on TNT?

I’m a big fan of the Bourne series, but the Bond movies have been so horrible that when someone asked me to go with them to Skyfall, I declined.
 

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The afc nature introduced with Craig is really annoying, I remember some line like "once you can try it you cant quit with it" comparing a drink to that girl from the first movie which was busting his balls.

It was from the first bond with Craig and the girl was that annoying cvnt which also did kingdom of heaven.

For real?! do you imagine any Bond with Connery or Moore buying the frame of a random b1tch or even complimenting on her to seek her approval....those were the same guys which were slapping girls when they were pissing them off and by pissing them off I mean not collaborating let alone nagging.

First they turned M into a woman....fine hollywood its ok...now they are turning 007 in some white knight..

This is what once was bond:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWfObq2cFk
 

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Moviemakers try and reflect society to make maximum $$$$

Since 99% of men these days are supplicating betas or faggots and attend these movies with angry, shrill, masculinized women it would only make sense that movie 'heroes' reflect that.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
LOL that sh!t would NOT fly these days.

Casino Royale is actually one of my favorite movies. I really enjoyed the dark, scarred, Bond and the focus on plot and characterization.

I just found Skyfall to be really bland. The writing was spotty, and Bond's lines just weren't very witty/bada$$/original. Sure, it was plot-driven, but even the plot wasn't particularly engaging/interesting.

So I'm part of the younger generation who's growing up in this Era of Betaism. Guess the sign is that, through my cultural lens, Bond doesn't even appear like an AFC, he still seemed decently cool.
 

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sageproduct said:
LOL that sh!t would NOT fly these days.
just curious....whats your personal reaction to what you saw?

'man talk!' slaps on the azz and general awesome levels of disrespect for these hoez
 

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Personal reaction to slapping women in the face: cringed. Every hit took me by surprise, I'm just not used to seeing that stuff.

"Man talk" azz slap seemed downright unrealistic and like something out of a cartoon.
 

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You must not listen to/watch much rap
Right on. And in the rare cases I do, it's the old stuff.
 

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sageproduct said:
Right on. And in the rare cases I do, it's the old stuff.
The old stuff is the freakiest sh!t....starting with the king Short Dawg! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYy8FOAVMsU

its sad and telling you find older james bond 'unrealistic'...I'm only a few years older than you and we are part of the same generation but with every passing year men turn into more and more helpless sissy fags while women's arrogance multiplies...sometimes a woman needs a slap to her azz to keep her on point.....99% of women need a punch to their face for their insolence but then you are risking the wrath of the law.
 

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I am a keen avid Bond fan, grew up with this stuff all the way!
like BB said, the missing element in the latest was that he didnt bang the girl. he had a choice of two, no deal wtf?
thought skyfall was good, but wasnt the best bond ever
 

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Bonds a write off now, you know we've hit rock bottom when the epitome of alpha now caters to the masses of beta's and women.

I see they're also pandering to the screeching minorities now.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4609330/Naomie-Harris-confirms-Idris-Elba-talks-to-be-first-black-James-Bond.html

Women? Check
Beta's? Check
Minorities? Check

Only thing left is faggots I guess. For Queen and country indeed.
Mr tits your posts are getting more provocative and unpolite time after time, it seems like the only thing you care is just say how things are without giving a damn of other people feelings...

Its a pity I cant give you rep since this is probably the 4th or 5th posts of yours which deserves it.
 

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backbreaker said:
I'm a huge james bond fan and I finally got around to going to see the movie Skyfall last night with the wife. I mean, the movie wasn't horrible, it was good.. but it's not a james bond film. they have gone so far away from the standard it's crazy.

where is the james bond girl? lol you're supposed to **** the bond girl.. at the end of every movie bond goes off and plows some bond girl ass. now james bond is a supplicating AFC who is at odds with his internal demonds and **** it's unbecoming. if i wanted to see that i would be at the movies watching james bond.

and there isn't supposed to be a backstory. the've made James Bond Jason Borne this isn't james bond


the last 2 bond movies have sucked. they are now bornue movies basically. they need to start just remaking old bond movies like Dr No, The living daylights, moonraker, etc.
James Bond has become a Socialist.
I'm going to put Sean Connery at number 3 best Bond. With Roger Moore right under him at number four. The rest can be contested.
 

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on the other hand i just got home from seeing Lincoln and it's easily the best movie i've seen in a few years. wow. they killed that ****.

gives me hope in the entertainment industry
 

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A lot of you are ignoring that this reboot trilogy is supposed to be the beginning of his 007 career, starting with the first novel (Casino Royale). Skyfall ends with him much more resembling the Bond of old.
 

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I never really cared for Bond movies. Haven't seen most of them.

I just saw "Skyfall" yesterday. Man was that a disappointment!

So many cliches, so many tired, worn out plot elements, how in the hell does this have an 8.1 on IMBD?
 

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I really don't like the craig bonds, Casino Royale and Qunatum of Solace for me were the worst 2. Haven't been tempted to watch Skyfall. (which is lucky because I don't have anyfriends to go to the cinema with anyway)

That load of Bond hitting women.

Brilliant, but we would not get away with doing that realistically.
 
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