"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What happens if Hillary wins

Trainwreck

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Judging based on what i've seen all election, I would not be surprised if she manages to cheat her way to victory. In addition, this is not an election where you just wait 4 years and hope you will win again. No, if the democrats manage to get old crooked Hillary elected despite all the **** she has done then the republicans are screwed. 4 more years the changing demographics will put North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, Florida, Ohio, Texas, and Arizona in leaning blue status. I'm not saying Trump is going to lose, but we have to think of a scenario in which he does. If she wins then I'm just going to lay low and stop reading the manosphere/game/redpill/everything because the war will be lost.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BeExcellent

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The middle class is going to get railroaded with tax hikes, especially the upwardly mobile upper middle class who are trying to get into the echelons of the "rich". Mark my words, the tax increases will be horrible on small business (where the majority of Americans are employed) and middle class earners. We will become the next Greece in due time, needing austerity measures and dealing with similar social unrest.

This in my view has been the plan the whole time by Hillary and those of her ilk. Promulgated by elites who have the ability not to be damaged by nor participate in the mayhem they cause. It will be in a word, disastrous.
 

PantyWhisperer

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The middle class is going to get railroaded with tax hikes, especially the upwardly mobile upper middle class who are trying to get into the echelons of the "rich". Mark my words, the tax increases will be horrible on small business (where the majority of Americans are employed) and middle class earners. We will become the next Greece in due time, needing austerity measures and dealing with similar social unrest.

This in my view has been the plan the whole time by Hillary and those of her ilk. Promulgated by elites who have the ability not to be damaged by nor participate in the mayhem they cause. It will be in a word, disastrous.
This pretty much sums up my view as well. Buy guns before January or you may not be able to.
 

Bible_Belt

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If the Republicans keep both houses of Congress, Hillary will just be like four more years of Obama rule, where nothing substantial gets accomplished. Her biggest chance of getting anything done is for the Dems to win the Senate, and then she'll get to pack the Supreme Court. If that happens, what do you bet that whoever gets nominated has some ties to large donations to the Clinton Foundation?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Billtx49

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Why does it matter when you have members in the republican establishment that support Hillary. Face it, this is Trump against the corrupt establishment.
That's exactly right, we need someone that will at least try to clean house in DC. If the current climate continues there, kiss this country as we have known it in the past goodbye.
 

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If Hillary wins, we all become individual Sheriffs. We respect the Constitution. We won't give up our guns nor will we impose tyranny on our fellow men. We will back up our police and citizens in mass shootings. We will offer ammo to those on our side. We will sooner die than submit to Hillary and company.
 
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I hope Trump wins, but the results of this election won't change my outlook on government - I will continue to steer clear of it whenever possible.

I frown upon anyone that attempts to dictate how I spend my finite life.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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